My Chronicles

[RazorClaw]

 Tuesday: Wet. I did kick Brothere Dave in his shins, for he had greatlye angered myself bt putting a weasel in my locker.

Tuesday: Wet. I played my Gameboye vigilantly, and beat Fyre Embleme.

Tuesday: Dry. Rather boring. I finallye remeberede anothere daye of the wheeke.

Saturday: Colde. Brothere Dave got me back by shoving slush downe my backsacke, in a waye so as to wet myne notebooke.


EDIT: This is not meant to be funny, but to portray the events of my life. These things ACTUALLY HAPPENED! (Er, Brother Dave doesn't mean a monk, though, that's just his nickname)

[Peace Alliance]

 sorry rozerclow, yellow eyes's is still funnier. hehe.

[RazorClaw]

 Yiss, I know. But his are the funniest ever, so...

[Holby]

 So none should try und match. Or Mach. Or Moc. Or Mockerise. Thass it, mocking bread.