Cheese Wars

Riverpaw · October 26, 2003, 02:29:18 PM

Hm... seeing as I can't find the old thread, here goes. You may interpret the title however you wish. Thank and/or blame Ashyra for the original...

Ashyra Nightwing · October 27, 2003, 06:01:15 AM

*picks up some fuzzy green queso and throws it at Riverpaw*

Gen. Volkov · October 27, 2003, 04:00:47 PM

*Hums theme from Star Wars* A long time ago.. in a Cheese chunk far far away......

CoolClaw · October 27, 2003, 04:27:17 PM

The old cheese rp was about a bunch of rats sitting around a fire and stealing cheese. ahh, those were the days.

The Lady Shael · October 27, 2003, 04:57:41 PM

Heh, I remember that...twas the first post ever on the role-playing board...and it was by you. Just lounging around, eating some cheese, then someone came up, and stole the cheese from you, and we kept stealing the cheese from each other, and it erupted into the biggest fad we've ever experienced on RWL, as well as one of the first.

*sigh* Why do I write one-liners on other boards and insightful posts on the spam board?

CoolClaw · October 27, 2003, 05:16:52 PM

That was before anyone roleplayed and we were all insane. But now we are less insane.

Riverpaw · October 27, 2003, 06:14:47 PM

**gets out his trusty cheese reflector**
Hah! Try that now, Immy.
**steals all the cheese**
And...
**creates forcefield to defend**

Gen. Volkov · October 28, 2003, 05:48:13 PM

*Tractor beams riverpaw in, breaks the force field steals the cheese, hides in a locked tank, inside the bowels of wherever he is* Haha!

Riverpaw · October 28, 2003, 07:54:31 PM

**explodes cheese bomb and destroys everything Volkov has**
**uses cheese-portation to escape back to his secret base which cannot be entered through teleportation or beaming**

Gen. Volkov · October 28, 2003, 08:26:03 PM

*Screams for Riverpaws benefit, cries too* You!!! *When he leaves he activates the sleeper agent he has placed in riverpaw's base, the agent steals all the cheese, then detonates a nuke, destroying the base, after he leaves through Riverpaws cheeseporter*

Ashyra Nightwing · October 29, 2003, 05:22:31 AM

*pelts people with skiffs filled with cheese* Take that! And that! And that!
*cheese goes everywhere*

Gen. Volkov · October 29, 2003, 04:58:12 PM

*Eats the cheese, in Homer voice* Mmmmm cheese.... *Eats the skiffs too* Mmmmm skiffs..... *Eats Ashyra* Mmmmm Ashyra.... *Runs out of stuff to eat* Mmmmm nothing.....

Dixie Ros? · October 30, 2003, 09:52:59 AM

*Hides the Brick cheese.*

It's the best. Yumy. *Can't be eaten*

Gen. Volkov · October 30, 2003, 03:50:47 PM

*Uses portable cheese detector* Mmmm cheese...

Ashyra Nightwing · November 01, 2003, 09:19:18 AM

Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese again?