An interview with The emperor!

[Dead Eye]

 Austin: *puts on flashy smile for camera*
Dead Eye: I am Sitting here with the new emperor of Mossflower, the Duke, the Emperor, General Austin!
Dead Eye: Greetings Aus, may I call you Aus?
Austin: *waves to camera*
Aus: Yes, of course you can!
Aus: Good good
Dead Eye: First question
Dead Eye: Do you like cheese?
Dead Eye: ~crickets in the night~
Aus: Well, it depends. If you're talking about Cottage cheese, then, of course, no.
Aus: But Swiss, Provolone, and Ricotta, deifnitely yes.
Dead Eye: A grand answer from Aus!
Aus: *puffs out chest*
Dead Eye: Ok, how does it feel to be emperor of RWL?
Aus: It feels...
Aus: Much the same as other positions in the top ten, except for the fact that you are extremely paranoid, and everyone seems to dislike you much more.
Dead Eye: Hehe
Aus: Plus, you have alot of political power, but it kind of doesn't make you feel any better.
Dead Eye: And do you feel safer now that you have formed Northern, a fighting force of old?
Aus: Yes, much safer. It makes me feel like I'm in the Good Ol' days, except that Stormclaw's not around. *sighs longingly*
Dead Eye: hehe
Dead Eye: And how do you feel about the clan that rivels your own, Loren?
Dead Eye: ~dam crickets~
Dead Eye: Please answer!
Dead Eye: ~yawn~
Dead Eye: ~taps Aus~
Aus: Loren is a good clan, although seemingly very warlike. I am worried about the power struggle between us, and that some of their members hate me. aka Beatles.
Dead Eye: About time....
Aus: I'm sorry, interruption from one of my slaves.
Dead Eye: Dam slaves
Aus: Plus, I like their leadr. He's a cool beasty
Dead Eye: And how do you feel about Wolf Bite
Dead Eye: A character who once held the rank 1 spot for some time
Dead Eye: Now back in Mossflower
Aus: Wolf Bite...hmmm....
Aus: I'm very paranoid about him.
Aus: He's in Loren, so if war breaks out, I'm in trouble. He's a nice guy, but an extremely good player. I have no idea what I should do.
Dead Eye: And of Peace Alliance, yet another fighter of old who has shook RWL again and again?
Aus: Ah, Peace..
Aus: Peace I greatly dislike. I can keep him down for a little while, but I fear my enemies will overpower me if I don't get the upper hand. If Peace Assaults me, I shall do the best in my abilities to break him back. This is a warning for ye, Peace.
Aus: Ack, get= keep in the upper hand sentence
Dead Eye: hehe
Dead Eye: Do you mind telling us what strat you use to get to the top?
Aus: Er..
Aus: No.
Aus: I used the "Aus Maneuver" in the strategy section.
Dead Eye: I see
Aus: I luff leaders.
Dead Eye: Viewers, go there to see how an emperor plays!
Aus: *flashes a smile at audience*
Dead Eye: ~strolls out of the giant castle in the Northlands to the gardens Aus just made~
Dead Eye: Any tips you wish to give the viewers?
Aus: Yes.
Aus: Be kind to squirrels, you never know which one could be a really good hokey-pokey player. AND remember to be generous and kind to others, praise God, and ESPECIALLY be nice to wild pigs.
Aus: Wild pigs are nasty.
Dead Eye: ~coughs~
Aus: Oh, yes. Snert is a good name for your dog.
Dead Eye: And when was the last time a slave doctor checked you sir?
Aus: A few years ago..
Dead Eye: ~gives Aus a card~
Aus: lol
Dead Eye: This one does excellent jobs
Aus: *eats it*
Aus: Thanks, it was delicious.
Dead Eye: um right...
Dead Eye: ~backs towards door~
Dead Eye: Well it was nice talking with you, please call any time!
Dead Eye: Bye!
Dead Eye: ~runs into the hills~
Aus: ~Waves~
Aus: I must have my armies take care of him. After him my 10,000,000 rats!
Aus: ~chews grass~

[Abby The Rat]

 Aus... is.... O.o more insane then I am?

~sends a lone skiff to stop the on coming rats~

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 Yay! Aus is insane.... I knew that.

*feels generous*

*gives Aus a pointy stick of doom*

[Dixie Ros?]

 LOL! Crickets. Realistic.

[Riverpaw]

 

~sends a lone skiff to stop the on coming rats~

Erm, why not more?

Erm... Yeah, okay. Whatever

*gives Aus a pointy stick of doom*

Are you sure that's a good idea??

[Dead Eye]

 What was that about Riverpaw?  

[Ashyra Nightwing]

*gives Aus a pointy stick of doom*

Are you sure that's a good idea??

Yiss. That's a very good idea. Everyone should have their own pointy stick of doom. *gives Riverpaw and Dead Eye one*

[The Lady Shael]

 o.0

That was...odd.

Hm, that reminds me, I was planning to do an interview...

[Riverpaw]

What was that about Riverpaw?

Pointy stick of doom? Think about it. Wouldn't it seem rather, oh, I don't know... dangerous?

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 No! Of course they're not dangerous! They're harmless!

*runs off cackling*

[Sun Jian]

 Hey I wanna pointy stick why not me huh huh?I'll get my Sunflower of doom hahaha*sunflower dies*well no matter i'll get my Leaf of destruction*leaf blows away*uuuh.....cani have a stick?? :unsure:  :unsure:  :unsure:  

[calria]

Hey I wanna pointy stick why not me huh huh?I'll get my Sunflower of doom hahaha*sunflower dies*well no matter i'll get my Leaf of destruction*leaf blows away*uuuh.....cani have a stick??

*gives you a piece of a twig*

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 *gives Cal a pointy stick of doom*

*gives everyone a pointy stick of doom*
You'll need it...

[Abby The Rat]

 ~Watchs this get spammed outside of Spa room~

hmm...

~moves~

[Agglan Muirscant]

 Woo! I've found a SPLORK of Doom! *dances* *hands everybeast one*