A very sad happening...

Duke Aubres · September 09, 2003, 04:22:55 PM

It all started. With a single sentence.

Pentephraxis: I think you should be able to attack with food in the next expansion. 'Twould be fun.
Duke Aubres: lol
Duke Aubres: Fly, my pineapples! FLY!
Pentephraxis: LOL
Duke Aubres: Bwahahahahaha
Pentephraxis: But nothing compares to the power of...frozen peas...
Duke Aubres: Uh-oh.
Duke Aubres: *cowers in fear*
Duke Aubres: Pineapples are no match...
Duke Aubres: NO! NOT THE PEAS!!
Pentephraxis: *pulls out peas, only to find that they have defrosted*
Pentephraxis: NOOOOOOOOOO...
Duke Aubres: EulaliaaaaAAARGH
Duke Aubres: *charges forward only to find that he was shot by a half-frozen pea*
Pentephraxis: LOL
Duke Aubres: Egh...
Duke Aubres: *leans over to a loyal pineapple officer*
Duke Aubres: Avenge me..
Pentephraxis: Noooooooo.....
Duke Aubres: Ergh.
Pentephraxis: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Duke Aubres: *dies dramatically*
Duke Aubres: *dies again for a more dramatic effect*
Pentephraxis: lol
Duke Aubres: *pineapple occifer gathers up remaining troops and charges the peas*
Pentephraxis: *peas don't stand a chance against vengeful pinapples*
Duke Aubres: LOL
Duke Aubres: HARCHING, HALTE!
Pentephraxis: My peas.... Nooooooo... *mourns*
Duke Aubres: *pineapples stop their charge and load up their banana guns*
Duke Aubres: Bwahahahaa
Duke Aubres: *piney dudes aim*
Duke Aubres: BLAM!
Duke Aubres: *thousands of pineapple chunks streak towards their target:
Duke Aubres: Ashyra.
Pentephraxis: Yup...
Duke Aubres: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Duke Aubres: *the insane pineapple says*
Pentephraxis: My peas are DEAD...
Duke Aubres: lol
Pentephraxis: *brings out the CARROTS*
Duke Aubres: 0.0
Pentephraxis: Fweheheheheheheheeee!
Duke Aubres: *pineapples stop in their tracks*
Duke Aubres: Erp.
Duke Aubres: FORWARD! TO THE DEATH!
Pentephraxis: *carrots pull out very pointy Pointy Sticks Of DOOM*
Duke Aubres: *all of the pineapples disobey commander in fear of the sticks*
Duke Aubres: NoOoOoOoO!!
Pentephraxis: CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!
Duke Aubres: *half of the army deserts*
Duke Aubres: *the others die from a very pointy Pointy Stick barrage*
Pentephraxis: LOL
Duke Aubres: Eep.
Duke Aubres: Ah, well..
Pentephraxis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Duke Aubres: There's always...MY secret weapon...
Pentephraxis: o.O
Duke Aubres: *goes back into refrigerator*
Pentephraxis: *is scared*
Duke Aubres: *comes out with a large trashbag full of....*
Duke Aubres: AUTOMATIC DENTURES!!!!
Duke Aubres: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
Pentephraxis: ....
Duke Aubres: *he says as he winds them up*
Pentephraxis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!
Duke Aubres: lol
Duke Aubres: *thousands of annoying, chattering, pointy teethed, EVIL dentures come crawling out onto the kitchen floor*
Pentephraxis: *carrots explode with fear, leaving only Pointy Sticks of Doom on the floor*
Pentephraxis: Noooooooooooo!
Duke Aubres: *dentures hurt their feet on the very pointy Pointy Sticks of Doom*
Pentephraxis: how...do...you...stop..them?
Pentephraxis: *finds some...*
Pentephraxis: TOOTHPICKS!
Duke Aubres: *dentures charge out against Ashyra's last remaining carrot cannon*
Duke Aubres: ERP
Duke Aubres: THEIR ONE WEAKNESS
Duke Aubres: NOOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOO!
Pentephraxis: *stuffs the toothpicks in thecarrot cannon*
Duke Aubres: *dentures waddle faster*
Pentephraxis: *3...2...1...BANG!*
Duke Aubres: *dentures are poked in the eyes by thousands of toothpicks*
Pentephraxis: *Toothpicks fly towards dentures at the speed of sound*
Duke Aubres: *more get poked in the eye. All stop waddling*
Duke Aubres: *POOF is the sound they make when they pop into oblivion from lack of twisting*
Duke Aubres: *POOF*
Pentephraxis: *takes the opportunity to find some.....*
Duke Aubres: Uh-oh..
Pentephraxis: *thinks*
Pentephraxis: Vindictive grapes with fruit tea bombs?
Duke Aubres: *goes into his little brother's room*
Pentephraxis: Or could it be....
Duke Aubres: *comes out with*
Pentephraxis: BOOHBAHS?
Pentephraxis: (Boohbahs are an evil English children's TV programme*)
Duke Aubres: *TELETUBBY MINIATURES*
Duke Aubres: *some parts sold separately*
Pentephraxis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pentephraxis: *hides*
Duke Aubres: *Teletubbies waddle over to Ashyra's hiding place*
Duke Aubres: *surrounds the toothpick fortress*
Duke Aubres: *bombs of evil sitcom cuteness explode in and around the toothpick base*
Pentephraxis: *The gates open...
Pentephraxis: and out come....
Duke Aubres: *gasp*
Pentephraxis: THE WIGGLES!
Duke Aubres: *teletubbies cannot contend with idiocy of the Wiggles*
Duke Aubres: *some try and stay to fight with their bombs of un-intelligible cuteness*
Pentephraxis: *Wiggles charge*
Duke Aubres: YAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Duke Aubres: *Tubbies die from force of charge*
Duke Aubres: *from out of the rubble of the Teletubby base comes....*
Pentephraxis: *Wiggles trip over dead teletubbies*
Duke Aubres: A Mutation.
Pentephraxis: O.O
Duke Aubres: A teletubby Mutant Ninja turtle. With a AUTOMATIC DENTURE.
Pentephraxis: O.O
Pentephraxis: Save us!
Duke Aubres: *Tubby-Turtle, TT for short, eats the first Wiggle figurine that he sees*
Pentephraxis: *a noise can be heard from the toothpick fortress*
Duke Aubres: *TT stops his eating to look up*
Pentephraxis: *the gates swing open...*
Pentephraxis: Out rolls...
Duke Aubres: *crickets chirp*
Pentephraxis: The GIANT WHEEL 'O' CHEESE?
Pentephraxis: *gasp*
Duke Aubres: NO! THE TRADEMARK! NOT THE TRADEMARK!!
Duke Aubres: AND....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Duke Aubres: CHEESE-Y-NESS!
Duke Aubres: *TT stands stock still in horror*
Pentephraxis: *cheese rolls forwards*
Duke Aubres: *TT side-steps just in time to avoid being rolled-over*
Duke Aubres: *he uses his video-camera belly to try and make mush of the cheese's brain*
Duke Aubres: BZZZZZRRRPP!
Pentephraxis: The Giant Wheel 'O' Cheese? has no brain! It is therefore UNSTOPPABLE!
Duke Aubres: AGH!!
Pentephraxis: But it looks tasty...
Pentephraxis: ?
Duke Aubres: *The TT had not counted on a foe having a brain as tiny at it's own...*
Duke Aubres: *TT tries to use his dentures to save him*
Duke Aubres: *Gnaw. Crunch, munch*
Pentephraxis: The only thng that the Giant Wheel 'o' Cheese? fears!
Duke Aubres: THE TUBBY-TURTLE IS EATING THE TRADEMARKED CHEESE!
Pentephraxis: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Duke Aubres: *cheers come up from the dead teletubby figurines*
Pentephraxis: *the last of the cheese disappears*
Duke Aubres: *TT burps*
Pentephraxis: NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO...
Duke Aubres: But wait!
Pentephraxis: But...
Duke Aubres: Something rumbles..
Pentephraxis: The cheese has it's own secret weapon!
Duke Aubres: *TT's stomach rumbles*
Pentephraxis: Is the TT going to die of cheese poisoning?
Duke Aubres: YEEEEEAAAAARGH!
Duke Aubres: *TT flops down on the ground, writhing in agony*
Duke Aubres: *clutches his stomach*
Duke Aubres: NO!!! CAN IT BE???
Duke Aubres: *TT dies from trademarked cheese poisoning*
Duke Aubres: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pentephraxis: *Ashyra cheers*
Duke Aubres: Grr.
Pentephraxis: Is there anything left of her army...
Duke Aubres: *gets out his last reserve*
Duke Aubres: ICE CUBES!!!!
Pentephraxis: O.o
Duke Aubres: Bwarrharrharr
Pentephraxis: Oh no.
Duke Aubres: *Ice Cubes slide out of the Fridgerator*
Pentephraxis: *is hypnotized by their shiny-ness*
Pentephraxis: Oooooooh....
Pentephraxis: *watches*
Duke Aubres: *chips them into fashionable figurines*
Pentephraxis: *stares*
Pentephraxis: Ooooooh....
Duke Aubres: *figurines advance agaisnt Ashyra in her stupor of shiny-ness*
Duke Aubres: Blip....Bloop...
Pentephraxis: *At the last minute...
Pentephraxis: A huge HAMSTER appears!
Duke Aubres: NOOOOOO!
Pentephraxis: And it's wearing a little Superman cape...
Duke Aubres: *figurines stop in their tracks*
Pentephraxis: And it's FLYING!
Duke Aubres: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Duke Aubres: *figurines cower in icy fear*
Pentephraxis: *It picks up Ashyra and carries her to safety*
Duke Aubres: *figurines' blood runs cold*
Pentephraxis: *hamster lands*
Pentephraxis: *hamster opens its mouth...*
Duke Aubres: *figurines try to move, but are "frozen" in their tracks*
Pentephraxis: *hamster eats the first figurine!*
Duke Aubres: *gasps*
Duke Aubres: *figurines charge at the last moment*
Pentephraxis: *hamster swallows them...*
Pentephraxis: But the hamster is not listening to Ashyra's orders!
Duke Aubres: Oh My gosh!
Duke Aubres: AND LOOK
Pentephraxis: *looks*
Duke Aubres: *lots of baby grape rebels come in from the southern lands*
Duke Aubres: CHARGE, MY PRETTIES
Pentephraxis: *It turns around.... and flaps it's superman cape....and is too heavy to fly!*
Pentephraxis: NOOOOOOOOOO
Duke Aubres: HAHAHAHAAHHAAHA
Duke Aubres: *grapes attack the cute hamster*
Pentephraxis: *hamster steps on the grapes!*
Duke Aubres: NOOOoooOOOOoooooOOO!
Duke Aubres: *Duke Aubres realizes he cannot face the mighty power of a fat hamster with a superman cape*
Duke Aubres: *retreats to his country of Burgundy-land*
Pentephraxis: *chases the hamster over the horizon*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE END

The Lady Shael · September 09, 2003, 04:59:48 PM

0.o

Somehow, I knew cheese was going to find its way in there when I read the first line...considering a) it's about food, b ) it's an insane topic, c) it's about RWL, and d) you're talking to Ashyra.

Almkman · September 09, 2003, 05:51:02 PM

Shouldn't this be in the spam forums?

Dead Eye · September 09, 2003, 05:57:14 PM

Ah Almkman, please lighten up. Even Shael, an motd, mentioned nothing about spam. He is telling us about a converstaion he had. I find it important information. ~shakes head~

Duke Aubres · September 09, 2003, 06:11:27 PM

I was thinking it would be considered a Role-Play topic, but no-one ever reads the RP's. Ah, well. Ban me if it really is that important. Almkman, sorry if I broke the rules. ;)

~Duke Aubres~

windhound · September 09, 2003, 06:20:34 PM

lol, people dont (usually) get banned for doin somthin like this, rather the topic is moved... Almkman overreacted... neah...
*nods*
yiss, anyways... methinks it twas a very enlightening saga which explained the various uses of vegitables, fruits, cheese, dental appliances, and various 'cute' television evil doers as weapons...

Almkman · September 09, 2003, 06:37:43 PM

Did I say you could capitalise my name?No.So please refrain from capitalising almkman.Just like you don't want windhound capitalised. *is in bad mood*

The Lady Shael · September 09, 2003, 06:44:52 PM

I don't consider it spam, since it really isn't, and there's a lot of people who don't read the spam forum either. And technically it's RWL-related. And we need to cheer up this place, it's been getting dreary lately...

BTW, Duke, I just edited your post to take out some O's in "NOOO!!", because they were messing up the browser scroll bar. *nods*

Almkman · September 09, 2003, 06:52:02 PM

Oh sure everyone takes Dead Eye's side.No one listens to this noob who has 600 posts that have nothing to do with this place. *walks off ranting* <_<

Abby The Rat · September 10, 2003, 03:51:37 AM

Oddy Duke Aubres have died 3 times in the whole thing and yet he lived to run away? Yes, it not spam since it about RWL and it has an idea for RWL.

calria · September 10, 2003, 07:53:31 AM

ROFL!

You made me laugh out loud at 7:45 in the morning. For this, I salute you. *salutes*

May I valiantly lead my amazing purple pretzels into battle now?

*is reminded of the Panda Bear Warriors thing*

Ashyra Nightwing · September 10, 2003, 10:03:07 AM

Yay! That was one of the best IM conversations I've ever had!

*flicks frozen peas around at random people*

Dead Eye · September 10, 2003, 01:45:34 PM

almkman- We arent taking sides or anything. And you arent a [edit]. They are just agreeing that you could lighten up a bit and not try to make the forums miserable by getting people punished.

[edit, please stop using the term. This is your first warning.]