Ask a Stupid Question get a stupid Answer!

Ashyra Nightwing · August 01, 2003, 04:02:39 AM

Because of BOB.

Why do the Redwallers pay no attention to the huge hordes orf Wolf Bite? I'm sure his empire would cover the whole of Mossflower.

The Lady Shael · August 01, 2003, 07:49:03 AM

Because the moon is made of green cheese.

Why is Ereptor so serious?

wolf bite · August 01, 2003, 09:22:30 AM

He stepped on a bee named Bob.

How come Skiffs (boats) can attack?

Blackeyes · August 01, 2003, 10:20:20 AM

Because of Frank.

How did Shael become mod?

Ashyra Nightwing · August 01, 2003, 10:34:02 AM

Becuse she threatened Retto with the Pointy Sticks of DOOOM until he made her a mod. *nodnod*

What is the ;) smiley doing?

Blood Wake · August 01, 2003, 02:41:34 PM

something i cant do

why cant cheese be purple?

btw, there is a friar named bobb

Krif · August 01, 2003, 04:27:19 PM

Because there's yellow cheese, blue cheese, and white cheese. There can't be more than three colors.

Why?

Blood Wake · August 01, 2003, 04:31:09 PM

umm... i'm stuck, cause... umm....

why am i stuck?

CoolClaw · August 01, 2003, 04:49:57 PM

Because Glue is taking over the earth.

What is Glue's Motive?

Blood Wake · August 01, 2003, 04:53:50 PM

to make your head stuck to a table

why do monkeys climb trees?

Krif · August 01, 2003, 04:56:42 PM

So they can get the coconuts to throw on your head.

Why doesn't redwall have blue walls?

Blood Wake · August 01, 2003, 05:12:16 PM

because the purpose of redwall is to lure bulls

why do we keep doing this?

Krif · August 01, 2003, 05:14:52 PM

Because of the shoe

What is cheese made of?

Blood Wake · August 01, 2003, 05:17:40 PM

popcorn shrimp

where is the pizza i didnt order?

Krif · August 01, 2003, 05:18:38 PM

On your head.

Why does school have to start again?