Ask a Stupid Question get a stupid Answer!

Started by CoolClaw, July 30, 2003, 03:39:14 PM

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CoolClaw

 Okay Basically you ask a question then the next person answers that questionand asks a question.  Ask about weird stuff in any Redwall book.  Here I'll go. I go first becasue I am super Great.  And one more thing, never give a good answer we're not serious people here.

Q:How come in Redwall books span many years yet there is no invetions?  

Now you answer it!  With a dumb answer!
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Krif

 They're animals...  they don't have opposable thumbs!  They can't invent things without thumbs...  which brings me to my question.

How did they get thumbs, and if they don't have thumbs, how do they hold things like swords.
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Holby

 Attachable cheese-flavoured slap bands.

QUESTION: Why is Redwall written with words?
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Ashyra Nightwing

 ANSWER: Because it is.

QUESTION: Why is there no one in any Redwall book called Bob?


windhound

 Answ.  Because Bob is Redwallian for the devil, yet doesnt sound evil enough to be a vermin name

Quest.  Why do moles speak with wierd accents?
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The Lady Shael

 Because they don't have anything else better to do.


Q: Why is the sky blue?
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Krif

 Because your nose is too.  He he.  It ryhmes!

How do they make their clothes?
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Veranor

 A blue one!

Question: Why are moose so cool?
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bjornredtail

 Beacuse they are commuist!

Why havn't the Redwallers tried to aquire a DD40AX?
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Ashyra Nightwing

 Because BOB told them not to.

Why do the Redwallers not celebrate Reset Day, or the Day of the #77777y@y77777y@y7? It's a major annual event.


Krif

 Because they're too busy reading newspapers in the bathroom.

Why am I here?
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The Lady Shael

 Because the onion sneezed.



What is the answer to life?
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Blackeyes

Dark days are coming my friends....... oh yes we are in trouble....

Krif

 Because the leprechaun tells you to burn things.

Why is Mukluk such a weird word?
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