Mortclaw the Bladeslayer

Mortclaw the Bladeslayer · July 27, 2003, 09:54:31 PM

Yes, I am a traitor to my clanmates. I shall one day rise up and become emperor, killing Moonfang and Scarleg and Tasora and Ursurper and Macemen, destroy them all and those too weak to bother about, but I shall bother about them anyway, because I am MORTCLAW THE BLADESLAYER!

Peace Alliance · July 27, 2003, 10:02:56 PM

wow... that made... very little sense.... *hides*

Lupus Moonfang · July 27, 2003, 10:04:17 PM

:blink: Mortclaw, just to let you know, I'm removing you from our clan...
You've gone crazy, I think...
*grumbles about weird wildcats*
I need to change that thing on my signature that says 'Friend of Mortclaw'

Mortclaw the Bladeslayer · July 27, 2003, 10:09:06 PM

Bow down to the sword of Mortclaw, fools, I COMMAND IT!

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Peace Alliance · July 27, 2003, 10:13:34 PM

Mortclaw... Maybe you should sober up before going on the forums next time??

Mortclaw the Bladeslayer · July 27, 2003, 10:19:02 PM

I'm sorry....I seem to have lost my head for a second. Peace Alliance, why is it that you're on vacation on the regular server?

calria · July 27, 2003, 10:58:45 PM

Here's a fun idea!

We'll all bow down to your sword if you comply with the following simple and easy conditions:
1) Stop acting intoxicated.
2) Stop being a total and complete [not allowed term]
3) Take that ridiculous and needlessly long thing out of your signature.
4) Put things concerning clans in the "Clans" forum.
and
5) Actually bother to show yourself to be a memorable warlord... and by this, I mean better than the best, most revered warlords we've had yet, because I know we don't all unanimously bow down to a single one of them.

The Lady Shael · July 28, 2003, 05:31:05 AM

*shakes her head* Now why does that remind me of someone....

Of course, if you plan a mutiny, it would be rather wise to keep it a secret before you actually do it, other than announce it to the entire congregation. Just letting you know. ^_^

Blackeyes · July 28, 2003, 06:35:45 AM

Lol, Shael. The master at mutiny( just kidding ), well this guy seems like a huge fool to me. I am surprised he even shows his face here. By the way. Welcome Lupus. ( And regretfully, Mortclaw.)

Lupus Moonfang · July 28, 2003, 07:49:29 AM

Yes, erm, hello Blackeyes...
Nice meeting you, and all.
How's it going?

Mark · July 28, 2003, 08:07:55 AM

Quote from: Mortclaw the BladeslayerYes, I am a traitor to my clanmates. I shall one day rise up and become emperor, killing Moonfang and Scarleg and Tasora and Ursurper and Macemen, destroy them all and those too weak to bother about, but I shall bother about them anyway, because I am MORTCLAW THE BLADESLAYER!

Well ... sounds a little ambitious. Heh, I think that peace is right about you and being drunk.

Blackeyes · July 28, 2003, 08:08:11 AM

I'm fine. Do you have AIM or MSN. It's easier to converse then over this.

Lupus Moonfang · July 28, 2003, 08:23:04 AM

I have AIM....
My name is Limchopps on it.
That's ELL EYE EM SEE AITCH OH PEE PEE ESS!
In case you needed it spelled out for you.
Which I doubt you do...
*ergh*

The Lady Shael · July 28, 2003, 08:26:41 AM

No more sugar for you, Lupus, I think you're getting weird ideas...*shakes her head* Any more and I'll have to use my complete and the far reaches of my supreme mod powers to a good use. Which is rather limited. But I can always ask Ad for favors.

Lupus Moonfang · July 28, 2003, 08:43:35 AM

Right. And a merry good morning to you, too, Shael. :snicker: