Insurance...

[Bravehart]

 The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible.

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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

I thought my window was down, but found out it was up when I put my head through it.

The other car collided with mine without warning of its intentions.

I collided with a stationery car going the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the curb when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in the ditch by some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.  

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 LoL...

[Bravehart]

 

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and then vanished

I'm sure the insurance company loved that.

[The Lady Shael]

 Heh, I liked the invisible car and the one where the guy said he was trying to kill a fly.....and I thought RWLers were insane...*thinks*.....nah....

[Bravehart]

Heh, I liked the invisible car and the one where the guy said he was trying to kill a fly.....and I thought RWLers were insane...*thinks*.....nah....

*gasp*  You should be arrested!  Thinking... what strange disease has taken you?

[The Lady Shael]

 Um, RWL-itis. It's a terminal disease, I think...no cure....^_^

[TR Shadow]

 

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I liked that one.  That kind of reminds me of when I was playing RWL..."The cause of it was that little guy mouthing off against my clan!"

I was such a pony raiser...

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 My ponies are shinier than yours.

[TR Shadow]

 But mine are pinker and prettier ^_^.

[The Lady Shael]

 But mine are HAPPY, because I raise happy ponies. ^_~

[TR Shadow]

 So?  You can't beat mine because they're PINK!

[The Lady Shael]

 Purple ponies would actually look better, but there's no way you can beat HAPPY ponies!  (If Ragefur recieved a nickel everytime someone mentioned happy ponies or HPR, he'd probably be a millionaire)

[Trident]

 *sigh*

My ponies aren't happy.

They're yellow and black, and hurt when you pet them...

....wait a minute...

Those aren't ponies...

Those are bees.

[Vargarth]

gona beat you

[Briar]

no you're not