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[Neobaron]

im with peace. pirates are teh leet

[The Lady Shael]

Oh my, a hundred pages. This is probably the longest topic we've ever had on the RWL forums. At least the longest non-spam topic.

I wish I knew why the photos are displaying in the order added instead of the order they're supposed to be in. When I log in, they go in the order they're supposed to be in, I think, so I dunno what to do about it. I'll try to find out how to fix it later.

[Gen. Volkov]

Yeah. Pirates pwn. ARR!

[Ashyra Nightwing]

I had a pirate hat, but it was a-stolen from me.



Yeah, me and the rest o' me crew are going to slice all ye ninja types into thin slices. Like salad, but... made from meat.

[Gen. Volkov]

ROFL. So, a meat salad then?

I have a hook hand thingy, but it doesn't fit on my hand anymore. :-(

[Aqualis]

Ninja.

l33t

And those pirates are dumb. I mean, the look out is trying to see through what appears to be a large smoking pipe. And they let their prisoner have window, what kind of pyrate gives a prisoner such comforts? He's not even bleeding!! And they let a woman on board! Don't they know that's bad luck? Very bad luck. In the lookout no less.

Wait, that might not be a girl.

In conclusion, your pyrates are soft and fluffy and unworthy to be called pyrates.

[Gen. Volkov]

But that does not refute the fact that real pirates pwn all.

[Peace Alliance]

Modern day pirates shouldn't be plegued with the stereotypes you people put on us!

[Naltaca]

Perhaps this deserves a poll...

[Ashyra Nightwing]

I was just thinking that.

*runs off*

[Naltaca]

But yeah... Ninjas are asian and asians are l33t so that means ninjas are le3t too.  Pirates are cool, I'll admit that, but they're no match for asian ninjas.

[Neobaron]

=-|

Naltaca, youre on my list.

[Naltaca]

List? What list is this? *steps aside* There, now I am off of your list.

[Beem]

     Pirates                                 vrs                               Ninja
Ruthless and brutal                                            Lack any personality
Wear eye patches                                              Wear headbands
Fight with swords                                                Fight skillfully with any object
Represented by a skull and bones                      Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
Obnoxious and stink horribly                                Live in your house secretly for days
Have large shadows from being fat                  Can remove their shadow if needed
Launch cannonballs                                           Hurl shurikens
Ride in big wooden boats                              Go anywhere they want instantly
Put daggers in their teeth                                Catch bullets in their teeth
Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh"                                       Kill themselves if they make a noise
Limp with pegged legs                                       Can run 100 miles on their hands
Taught by other pirates                              Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
Have names like Schmee                                      Have cool words like Sepulku
Can be smelled before seen                             Are masters of disguise
Use rowboats                                                   Can hover for hours
Drink all day long                                             Flip out and kill everything
Rely on other crew members                            Are completely self-sufficient.
Make traitors walk a wooden plank                Split planks vertically with their nose
Don't bother hiding, ever                                Can hide in incense smoke
Kill people with black powder guns                 Kill people.


HOWEVER!  as it has been proven unrefutably that the lack of Pirates are directly responsible for global warming, am going to have to say they have the greater cool effect.(pun intended)

Taken from the church of the flying spaghetti monster:

[Gen. Volkov]

See? Pirates are teh l33t. Ninjas do not keep the earth cool. Only pirates do. WOOT! Another pastafarian!