Stormclaw can't drive a Tractor

Started by TR Shadow, June 14, 2003, 10:28:58 AM

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I have a confession to make: I am a girl.

Well, not really.

I have a confession to make: I am a liar.

Well, not really. I just get a bit confused sometimes. Like the one time where this guy asked me if I wanted pepperoni pizza or sausage pizza, and I was like, "how can I choose? they're both good, but different." and he was like, "which do you like better?" and I was like, "sausage, but I had that last time." and he was like, "get pepperoni then." and I was like, "I can't eat pepperoni, I'm Jewish." and he was like, "If you were Jewish, you wouldn't eat either." and I was like, "oh right, I guess if I eat sausage pizza I must not be Jewish. I'm glad you've helped me come to this conclusion. now what was the question?" and he was all, "Coke or Pepsi?" and I replied, "Neither, I'm Catholic." "You can drink soda if you're Catholic!", he exclaimed with adamance and frustration. "I know," I snidely whiplashed, "I was simply stating that as a matter of fact." "What, that you're Catholic?" he asked. "No," I explained, "I told you before, I'm Jewish." "But we came to the conclusion before that you weren't Jewish?" "I changed my mind. I'm an atheist now." "Dear God --" "No, there isn't one." "What?" "Okay, fine, I'm Catholic again, but just because you're being such a nancy about it." He glared at me, his eyes clearly flashing "no vacancy," but also that he was somewhat angry at me. "Fine," I said, "I'll have Hawaiian and Dr. Pepper."

Vengerak

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Quote from: Ashyra Nightwing on June 14, 2003, 03:38:54 PM
She means that she drove her around in a tractor.

She didn't ride on it all night long, though. Just for a short while before an abrupt and disappointing finish.

...By which I am referring to the collision between wall and motorized vehicle and nothing else. Clearly.

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