To humor things up

[Mistflower]

 1. Dart around a store humming the mission impossible theme

2. Be like Deadeye and glue quarters to mall floors  :D

3.  Hide inside of a clothes rack, and when people come by jump out yelling,
PICK ME!  PICK ME!"

4. Scream "Save the tigers" out of car door windows.

Add more to the list people  :D  

[RazorClaw]

 *goes through cars in parking lot, putting gorilla glue under the accelerator* I CAN'T STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

[Sha]

 I used to have a  big long thing of things to do at WalMart. It's long since gone, but lets see if I can recall any..

Drive around in the parking lot and yell "The British are coming! The British are coming!" Or.. I suppose, to our British friends, they could yell "The Americans are coming!" Or something.

Relax in the patio furniture until you are kicked out.

Put M&Ms on layaway

Play football. Get as many people as you can to join the game.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at five minute intervals.

Though.. you know, I wouldn't really suggest doing any of that. *snickers*

[Orcrist]

 Take 8 traffic cones and redirect traffic to go to a remote town on a highway...

[TR Shadow]

 I used to have that list too.  I only remember one more, though I would believe it's a bit...uhh...not good to put on these forums.

[RazorClaw]

 Or turning all of the TVs and Radios on to full volume, then re-arranging all of the video games, and putting marbles behind toys so that they spill out when a kid grabs them.

[Dead Eye]

 Thanks for mentioning me. Also, go into shopping carts, have friends push you onto the road or into curbs. Get air baby, get air!

[Mistflower]

 LOL!!  These are great!

I honestly don't reccomend doing this... but my friend says whenever she goes to the mall, she acts as stupid as she can.  She'll go right up to people and wave in their faces, and then if they don't wave back she tells them that's impolite and she runs off  :D

I remember hearing the "redirect traffic" one before...  might of been the same place that I heard about humming the mission impossible theme in a crowded store  :P  

[Scarwake]

 Could always walk around like you're insane speaking to inanimate objects, or if you're a guy and really wants to freak some people out act like you're homosexual that's funny, specially when prank calling people such as Hooked on Phonics!!

[King William]

 You could follow someone around the store and act very suspicious, and when they ask you why you're following them you scream: I WAS FRAMED!!! :rolleyes:  

[Scarwake]

 HAahaha!!  That was pretty good Aus, though mine was better!!  You could also walk around and be like, "Scotty loves strawberries!"  People will give you a wierd look and stuff and then you can run off and yell it or you could skip off!

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 Helluuuh, My name's Maaaaaalcolm, what's your naaaaame?

[Scarwake]

 Lol, yeah something like that!

[Trident]

 Or go up to an old man and ask how old he is....   :lol:

Prank phone calls are sooo fun...

[Pikepaw]

 Destroy the not free world, then rebuild it to be part of the free world.