Rp the endless...

General Austin · January 26, 2003, 06:47:49 PM

*Also takes a sniper gun, equipped with Lazers that can cut through Daimond Armor, though it can't sustain rapid fire or shoot more than 5 times every minute, hence the name "Sniper Rifle".*

Boof- Let's go, then. If you don't mind, Commander Ashyra, I'd like to be the sniper for the party. I promise I won't blubber or anything. :lol: There's a spaceport somewhere, maybe we could get s ride to the Major Cheese-Supporting PLanets out there. We could drum up better weapons or get an Army. Eitehr way it'll be less dangerous for us. *looks longingly at his diskboy, hoping that Deathclaw won't take or destroy it*

Deathclaw · January 26, 2003, 07:40:28 PM

Lasers can't cut diamond- nothing can but a diamond. Black diamond is the strongest known substance and nothing will cut it. You people don't get it. I'm invincible do to my armor. You will all die by my sword in your futile attempts to kill me. You just don't get it. I can't die with my black diamond armor. Your foolishness will cause you to die of starvation. *captures Ashyra and imprisons her. She is in a cell surrounded by 50 guards all in black diamond armor, pistols and swords drawn. Attempting to escape would right her a death certificate.*

Oh, trust me, I've imprisoned cheese supporters their. My other branches of my army have taken those planets over. They have nitro-glicerin (sp???) bomb launchers ready to shoot any newcomers unless they bear a secret symbol known only to a leader of a branch of my army, or to me, the leader of the major branch. Cheese has not survived anywhere. I am preparing to finish cheese here. My forces will defeat you. They will conquer. You will die in an onslaught or be my slaves in imprisonment. *adjusts my unpenetrable armor and walks into my quarters*

My horde could hide in their barracks and you couldn't get through. The life of a leader, planning to finish off a society and get Solar System domination.

Deathclaw · January 26, 2003, 07:48:11 PM

Tenchi, spontaneous combustion is a myth, and these spells are fake. My weapons are true and real and undefeatable.

Kilkenne · January 26, 2003, 09:53:29 PM

In fact, you are wrong...there would be no way to successfully mine enough black diamonds to put into a suit that you could wear, and you could not put them together, so there would be many faults in the armor, you are still vulnerable to heat, cold, and other elements, it would also be extremely heavy, and I wonder if you could even stand? This armor is not real, so you cannot make that claim.

Deathclaw · January 27, 2003, 07:25:06 AM

You must keep in mind VERMIN are wearing it. It is not people, which would be impossible. Also, why can't I have an armor that seems impossible to have? It could be a spell then. Either way, I'm invincible.

General Austin · January 27, 2003, 07:41:46 AM

Ummm, you're ruining the entire game, Deathclaw. If you would just at least give us any way to DO anything it might be fun, but you're just making it really stupid. And besdies, even if there were vermin wearing it, you still couldn't stand up in it, and there STILL wouldn't be enough to suit up your entire army. Please stop, Deathclaw.

General Austin · January 27, 2003, 07:51:30 AM

And you're scaring me. Ity makes me want to join Cafi you're so brutally weird like this... :o :o :D :angry: :(

January 27, 2003, 10:11:02 AM

*Stares at Deathclaw and his army and watches them crumple to the ground. She then brings out a huge Cheese-making-Machine and makes lots of cheese. The cheese travels to all the other planets in the universe and repopulates them with cheese!*

Ashyra: Next stop Planet CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, you can burn diamonds.
Austin, JOIN CAFI!!!!!!!!

Deathclaw · January 27, 2003, 04:27:41 PM

NO YOU CAN'T BURN THEM! If you say my diamonds aren't possible then what about this cheese machine and planet cheese and this other fake stuff? *Blows up Ashyra again.*

RazorClaw · January 27, 2003, 08:25:42 PM

*Shoots Deathclaw in his UNPROTECTED back with his automatic sniper rifle*

Holby · January 27, 2003, 08:40:23 PM

Quote from: General AustinIty makes me want to join Cafi

I believe Austin's crossed off the eligible list. I think.
Anyway, I'll look into it.

Deathclaw · January 27, 2003, 08:53:37 PM

RazorClaw, it's FULL BODY armor. No unprotected body parts. *returns fire, killing the crazed attacker*

Oh yes, sniper rifles aren't automatic. They are made to take one shot and then for the shooter to scurry off after getting the kill. You didn't get the kill.

Kilkenne · January 27, 2003, 09:43:24 PM

*As the transport helicopter lowers, Kilkenne's form cannot be easily recognized in the same black armor that Deathclaw himself is wearing as he makes the door gun blaze.*

**The helicopter sets down and he is firing round after round into the cheese people, setting up as best a perimeter as he can.**

"OY! DEATHCLAW! GIT IN!" *Kilk yells as he spits fire around and over Deathclaw's head.*

**The helicopter slowly begins taking off, assuming Deathclaw is going to board**

RazorClaw · January 27, 2003, 09:44:27 PM

Fine, then. *Takes 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atomic bombs and throws them at Deathclaw, using his Jedi powers to survive*

Kilkenne · January 27, 2003, 09:48:57 PM

(I vote to ignore that post...that number doesn't even exist in reality...and how do you hurl a 20,000 lb bomb? In fact, your Jedi powers would allow you to go into space? Because if they did not vaporize you, that part of the earth would be blown into space, and if it did not re-enter the atmosphere immediately, I mean 0 seconds, you would explode due to space itself, so, even if this is unreal, don't be THAT stupid.)