Rp the endless...

February 08, 2003, 09:36:43 AM

Ajax, Ashyra, Bargon and Hisk ran southwest at full pace. Soon they came to an Amazon camp. Ajax spoke to the sentries "take me to Athene, there is much trouble coming her way! We need her hel as much as shee needs ours!"

Athene was a beautiful Amazon princess. She was the leader of her people, and the most accurate with her oak bow. She was also deadly at close combat! Hearing of Ajax's tale, she decided to help him by accompanying him on his quest. She also brought Alexa, her captain, and 500 of her swiftest Amazon warriors.

They all set out south, following the tracks of Auron and Darkwood!

February 08, 2003, 11:09:22 PM

Can we get back to this please? I had a lot of fun, and the new RP just isn't the same!

Saevel Amalith · February 08, 2003, 11:32:11 PM

This is Saevel Amalith a cleric of Evermeet and I am putting this little tadbit in to say how much better the new rp is than this one, I say this on behalf of Reosin Darkwood, merry Rpging you all

Kazaar · February 09, 2003, 01:10:30 AM

Me and Duke are doing both basically hehe.

Auron and Darkwood a few hours ahead of Ajax and moving quicker since they only have to people in there group and don't need to find as much food. "Should we find something to eat?" Auron said as he jumped off the tree he was just on."

Duke · February 09, 2003, 01:38:59 AM

We should eat for now

Kazaar · February 09, 2003, 01:44:44 AM

Auron runs off and returns about ten minutes later with a few dead rabbits.

February 09, 2003, 09:43:05 AM

Akax stopped. "shh. I can smell them. We are near. DOn't show yourselves. e'll go around. Make sure you aren't noticed!"

Deathclaw · February 09, 2003, 07:42:01 PM

I skipped a couple pages... don't have time to read all the ones I missed while I was gone for a couple days...

Deathclaw sends almost all his troops after Ajax, a spammer and cheeser. They wage war on his camp of stupid soldiers. In full battle regalia, including inpenetrable black diamond, they easily win. Swords clashing, archers picked off the enemy. Ajax was taken prisoner, all the others bar 12 slain.
"Line them up for execution."
With that, Deathclaw beheaded all of the opponent. It proved their invincible strength. They marched to their castle, resumed position, and payed close watch to the grounds surrounding the mighty mountain stronghold. No doubt reinforcements would retaliate. Sentries were quadrupled, especially through the woodlands. Deathclaw personally shot Darkwood through the head with an arrow for his treason. All was well in the life of an unbeatable conqueror. For now.

General Austin · February 10, 2003, 07:26:46 AM

Heh. You ruined it yet again, Deathclaw... Oh, well!

Boof- Dagsnaggit! That darn guy is too good to beat! I gues I'll just go off and tend to my crops....

Tenchi Masaki · February 10, 2003, 12:21:14 PM

:ph34r: Hollly SHishkabobs!!!! 12 pages...12 pages!! :lol: amazing! ok now to read, past all the spam and then attack with BIOS.

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The battle rages on as the screams of soldiers, cheesers, the elderly....fight to the bitter end

????-*hits Bios with a cane*

Bios-ZZZZzzz.....*clang, clank, bash!* hey wat!!....*looks up to see an elderly person hitting him with a metal cane*...oww that hurts *uses fire ball at the eldery person causing her to incinerate*

*falls back to sleep in his secluded spot*

February 10, 2003, 01:51:48 PM

Two cheesers stand on the battlefield
Cheeser #1: Why isn't the cheese gun working?
Cheeser #2: Because the Cheese supplies have run out! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Cheeser #1: Hey, isn't that-
Vats of molten cheese pour over the battlefield, drowning many and encasing even more in Cheddar.

Deathclaw · February 10, 2003, 04:01:54 PM

*Dashes over with high-tec Cheese Repeller/Destroyer, and destroys the cheddar.*

With many prisoners to be taken from the cheese, Deathclaw and 1000 troops collect the prisoners, who look back suddenly. He herds them to the dungeons where sentries diligently wait for orders or action to be had.

General Austin · February 12, 2003, 07:23:24 AM

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. If you're going to RP, Deathclaw, DO It RIGHT please.

~A message from an angry anonymoose guy~

General Austin · February 12, 2003, 07:28:18 AM

While the disgruntled Boof walks awa from the batlefeild, he comes across a rare and unusual find. A dead Deathclaw trooper! He strips him of his armor and wepoans, and sneaks away into the underbrush, noting every detail of Deathclaw's troop postiions, and also picking off stray troopers with his sniper gun that he got from the dead dude.

Boof- Mweheeheeheeeeeee! I'll get you now, you insolent Non-Cheeesers!

It was a whisper from 1,000 feet away or something, so Deathclaw didn't hear it, nor did any of his troops. Boof's tiny army of depleted snipers crept away into other brushes, sniping at Deathclaw and his troops unseen...

Deathclaw · February 12, 2003, 09:08:06 PM

He can't die. He had on black diamond armor. So actually, my snipers are picking you off. They don't care around snipers all the time, too much to carry. *as troops rise from camo in brush, they snipe at Boof's troops, turning them away*

Boof and his troops run, leaving Deathclaw to return to his fortress. One causalty of war. He left off his armor. The first and last death. That night he warned the horde. Then they waited for another opening or cunning plot by their leader.