Should I Join the Poultry Club

Started by Neobaron, September 21, 2016, 02:55:54 PM

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no poultry experience required

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what kind of school are you going to anyway?
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Neobaron

September 21, 2016, 02:55:54 PM Last Edit: September 21, 2016, 03:06:02 PM by Neobaron
The geology club goes outside too much and the honors system is full of every flavor of "that weird kid" and they make me uncomfortable and only moderately self-aware.
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Shadow

#1
September 21, 2016, 03:20:33 PM
wat
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Neobaron

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September 21, 2016, 03:22:43 PM Last Edit: September 21, 2016, 03:26:10 PM by Neobaron
i wasnt going to do extracurricular activities but i passsed a board today advertising the "women in agriculture" club and "the poultry club: no poultry experience required" so it piqued my interest.

what does a poultry club do?
do they hang out with and maintain chickens and turkeys?
do they go on poultry-themed field trips?
what constitutes "poultry experience"?

what is the poultry club?
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Gen. Volkov

#3
September 21, 2016, 03:34:16 PM
That is weird. Your school is weird Neo. I'm curious now though. You should find out more about the poultry club and report back.
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Neobaron

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September 21, 2016, 03:35:49 PM
i have 3 more classes in the ag-sci building this week so ill check it out tomorrow
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windhound

#5
September 21, 2016, 03:47:23 PM
Hey, could be a great place to pick up chicks
But then you gotta build a coop..

Google "The Chicken Chick"
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Neobaron

#6
September 21, 2016, 03:49:53 PM
i knew about horse girls but now theres chicken chicks.

are they as crazy as horse girls?
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windhound

#7
September 21, 2016, 03:58:55 PM
Not quite, imo

Still, if they're passionate enough about poultry to be a part of a club..
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Juska

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September 21, 2016, 07:41:55 PM
My sister is a veterinary assistant at a duck farm, please stop being offensive.
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The Lady Shael

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September 21, 2016, 07:53:34 PM
Neo, that's why they have these clubs in the first place. You might be missing out on your greatest life's passion.
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September 21, 2016, 07:56:43 PM
...offensive Juska? 

My family has chickens...


Also, Neo, the Yes's hold 5:3.  You have your answer!
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Neobaron

#11
September 21, 2016, 08:05:10 PM
Ok. I'll gather more information tomorrow and report back with what I find out.

Stay tuned for all the details about the Poultry Club.
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Firetooth

#12
September 21, 2016, 08:21:28 PM
We have chickens too!

I hate them; the cockerel always goes straight for me. Keep well away, imo.
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September 21, 2016, 09:09:26 PM
Family has a turkey, got him from someone who didn't have enough room for him; he was feather plucking out of boredom / stress / whatever. 
Well he's all better now and mean as can be.  Can't go in the chicken yard without a rake to keep him off you, but he's big and slow enough you can avoid him. 

He does, however, apparently provide enough deterrent we haven't had any fox problems since. 
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Kilkenne

#14
September 21, 2016, 09:10:43 PM
this has piqued my interest & simultaneously told me which school you're going to (I didn't have to google poultry clubs I just know which college in our state is most likely to have a poultry club)
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