Canada should be annexed by USA

[Ungatt Trunn II]

TRIGGER WARNING -- THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE --TRIGGER WARNING

Face it, the only reason Canadian has any success as a nation is because it's bordered by the most powerful and influential country in the world, hence why it's so irrelevant to the international community. That is why I propose that the United States annexes Canada. This will be mutually beneficial as you'll enjoy our freedom and we'll enjoy your natural resources. And then we can also be the largest nation in the world.

Thoughts? Best idea ever right?

[Krowdon]

Canada is too cold for me.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Why do you think the entire population lives on the border?

[Briar]

They couldn't be protected because they are bordered by two huge oceans or anything like that

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Yeah there's these new things called boats and planes and ICBMs. Pretty crazy stuff yo.

[Briar]

Too much effort when you can just kill your neighbors

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Exactly. Think of how much restraint America is displaying?

[Briar]

What are we going to fight them for? Their tar sands?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You're missing the point. The annexation will result in practically no bloodshed.

[Krowdon]

We should leave those tar sands alone.

[Briar]

Maybe for Eastern Canada, but Western is more likely to go down with a fight.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Minimal bloodshed.

[Briar]

Victoria does have some good ice cream.....

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I knew you'd see reason

[Briar]

Yes....annexation for ice cream. The UN would love that.