the secret of blobfish

[Blobfish]

^IGNORE THAT ORDER.

BLOBFISH.

[Krowdon]

No don't ban him. We have to fight with him it's fun.

[Briar]

He's about the most active person on here.

[Blobfish]

UNSURPRISING, AS I AM OMNIPRESENT.

END OF LINE.

BLOBFISH

[Briar]

Don't you have any spawn you need to look after or something?

[Blobfish]

YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN, AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO TERRORIZE AND TORMENT YOU WHEN NEEDED.

I'M THE HERO SPA 101 NEEDS, AND MORE THAN THE ONE IT DESERVES.

BLOBFISH

[Krowdon]

YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN, AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO TERRORIZE AND TORMENT YOU WHEN NEEDED.

I'M THE HERO SPA 101 NEEDS, AND MORE THAN THE ONE IT DESERVES.

BLOBFISH

LIES. Get over here and fight me. RSL is the hero Spa needs.

[Blobfish]

RSL IS AN HERO. I AM A HERO.

END OF LINE.

BLOBFISH.

[Durza]

RSL IS AN HERO. I AM A HERO.

So the great lord does not English goodly i see

[Blobfish]

RSL IS AN HERO. I AM A HERO.

So the great lord does not English goodly i see

INCORRECT. I SIMPLY POSSESS A MORE REFINED SENSE OF HUMOUR THAN YOU ALL. DON'T FEEL BAD, YOU ARE ONLY MORTAL AFTER ALL.

END OF LINE.

BLOBFISH

[Briar]

only the British say "an hero" because ya'll don't pronounce your "h"s properly

[Krowdon]

only the British say "an hero" because ya'll don't pronounce your "h"s properly

is that really it?

[Briar]

Pretty much

[Blobfish]

NO IT'S A MEME, UNGA WOULD UNDERSTAND. HE'S AN HERO, TOO.

END OF LINE.

BLOBFISH.

[Briar]

Yes...a sick meme about suicide.