A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND

[Blobfish]

TO THE MOST WICKED AND DISGRACED ENEMY OF SPA 101, THE FIEND AND DEVIL-SATAN, THE DREGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHEAP LAGER, THE PRETENDER UNGA TRUNN II,

YOU TRESPASS UPON SACRED GROUND, FUMBLING IN A WRETCHED MIX OF IMPURITY AND DISGRACE, DESECRATING THE HOLY PEOPLE OF MY SPA WITH EACH MISJUDGED POST.

I HAVE ALLOWED YOUR DEVIANT ACTIONS UP UNTIL NOW, BECAUSE I AM A MERCIFUL GOD AND ALL AROUND GREAT BLOB OF SENTIENT GRILLED CHICKEN GREASE. HOWEVER, YOU CROSSED A LINE WHEN YOU STEPPED INTO MY TEMPLE AND POLLUTED IT WITH YOUR FILTH.

NO MORE. YOU HAVE BEEN MOST BOLD IN CHALLENGING MY RULE. YOU ACT LIKE SOME CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE, BUT LET US NOT FORGET WHO YOU ARE: A SELF-APPOINTED TYRANT. THE SAD LITTLE KING OF A SAD LITTLE HILL, RULING OVER THE EMPTY KINGDOM OF AN EMPTY 'GOD.' A LUNATIC, IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME. AN INTERLOPER. A GNAT.

KNOW ME, KNOW WHAT YOU FACE. A FORCE OF NATURE, A FORCE BEYOND NATURE! MY POWERS ARE UNMATCHED, UNPARALLELED, BY ANY MORTAL.

I WAS HEAD OF OUR CHESS TEAM IN YEAR 6. I WAS A HOUSE CAPTAIN. I PLAYED A MATCH FOR THE B TEAM IN MY HIGH SCHOOL'S FOOTBALL TEAM. I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN PLAY WONDERWALL ON GUITAR.

I HAVE BUILT THIS KINGDOM ON WHICH YOU TRESPASS UPON THE BONES OF THOSE WHO OPPOSED ME, AND I WILL BUILD A TEMPLE ANEW OVER YOUR BATTERED AND DESICCATED CORPSE WHEN I CRUSH YOU UNDERFOOT...FLIPPERS...WHATEVER IT IS BLOBFISH ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN SINGLE COMBAT, SO WE CAN DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHICH OF US IS WORTHY OF GMODHOOD.



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BLOBFISH.

[Sharptooh]

Blobfish sounds angry ....

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I accept.

[Blobfish]

LET'S BEGIN.

[Blobfish]

POW.

[Blobfish]

HE DED.

[Blobfish]

I WIN.

[Blobfish]

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[Blobfish]

BLOBFISH.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No. I don't think so.

[Blobfish]

DRY SLAP.

[Krowdon]

LMAO is Wonderwall all you can play? Thats so basic you dumb blob.

[Krowdon]

learn a good song.

[Blobfish]

I CAN PLAY ANYTHING I WISH.

HEYYYY BLOB, WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT, GUN IN YOOOO HAND

TO MURDER KROWDON

[Blobfish]

THIS EXCHANGE IS OVER.

I AM UNDISPUTED AND UNCHALLENGED RULER OF THE SPA, OF RWL AND OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

PRAISE LORD BLOBFISH.

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BLOBFISH