The Temple of Blobfish

Blobfish · February 18, 2015, 11:51:05 AM

GREETINGS MORTALS.

I HAVE DECIDED YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF THE EXISTENCE I HAVE BESTOWED UPON YOU. THEREFORE I DECREE THAT ONCE A MONTH, YOU MUST PERFORM A SACRIFICE AT MY RESPLENDENT TEMPLE.

FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN CALAMITOUS SHENANIGANS.

BLOBFISH

Firetooth · February 18, 2015, 11:54:28 AM

I nominate Sharptooh, for his previous tyrannical crimes against the spa.

Krowdon · February 18, 2015, 10:23:45 PM

Warning very graphic propaganda below

Blobfish · February 19, 2015, 08:20:25 AM

SUCH SACRILEGIOUS AND CRUDE CARVINGS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

NOW IS THE HOUR OF OUR VICTORY. BRING FORTH THE SACRIFICE.

Krowdon · February 19, 2015, 11:08:39 AM

Fight me.

Blobfish · February 19, 2015, 11:57:52 AM

WORDS AS EMPTY AS YOUR FUTURE.

THIS EXCHANGE IS OVER. I WILL RETURN ONLY TO RECEIVE THE SACRIFICE, OR IF NO SACRIFICE HAS BEEN OFFERED COME THE END OF FEBRUARY.

BLOBFISH

Krowdon · February 19, 2015, 12:31:19 PM

See ya at the end of february, you crusty walnut.

Firetooth · February 25, 2015, 01:09:23 PM

Praises to the holy blobssiah!

Ungatt Trunn II · February 25, 2015, 03:48:30 PM

What disgusting heresy.

Blobfish · March 08, 2015, 08:04:32 PM

THE SACRIFICE! BRING ME HENCE TO THE ALTAR, FOR I MUST OVERSEE THIS SPECTACLE.

END OF LINE.

BLOBFISH

Krowdon · March 09, 2015, 12:15:54 AM

No sacrifice for you sorry.

Dark Claws · March 12, 2015, 06:43:03 PM

Can I sacrifice my sacrifice and not give you anything?

Blobfish · March 13, 2015, 03:00:31 PM

NO.

I'M UPSET YOU DIDN'T GET ME A SACRIFICE, GUYS. LIKE, REALLY. THANKS A LOT.

SMITING WILL HAPPEN AS A CONSEQUENCE, BUT LATER WHEN I'M LESS UPSET.

END OF LINE.

BLOBFISH.

Blobfish · April 23, 2015, 07:00:26 PM

BRING ME HENCE TO THE TEMPLE OF BLOBFISH, PREPARATIONS MUST BE MADE.

BLOBFISH

Briar · April 24, 2015, 01:47:54 PM

Blobfish with a side of Wasabi please.