Duck

Drakus · March 14, 2014, 09:59:07 PM

Two ducks were waddling over the hill.
One of the ducks fell down and broke its bill.
The other one did jeer, and sneer, and said,
Haha, you silly, n00by, clumsy Fred!

The duck that broke its bill got really sad,
He thought his broken bill looked pretty rad.
So he waddled over to Bob, the duck,
And ran him over with a pick-up truck.

Now, kids, the moral of the story is,
Don't you ever get on a sad duck's chiz!

windhound · March 14, 2014, 11:16:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

Camaclue · March 15, 2014, 08:31:35 AM

"Pass the can, Duck."

Drakus · March 17, 2014, 02:45:35 AM

If they animated my poem it would be so funny

Vulpes Jarr · March 17, 2014, 05:31:59 PM

ehh....

iman361 · March 17, 2014, 05:34:32 PM

what?

Vulpes Jarr · March 17, 2014, 05:35:49 PM

If they animated the poem it would be lame.

Kamakazi Dude Returns! · March 18, 2014, 12:17:00 PM

Not a bad poem...

AND HE RAN HIM OVER WITH A PICKUP TRUCK... LOL

Camaclue · March 18, 2014, 06:08:29 PM

Quote from: Kamakazi Dude Returns! on March 18, 2014, 12:17:00 PM
Not a bad poem...

AND HE RAN HIM OVER WITH A PICKUP TRUCK... LOL

So this is the reason that we can't uncensor things...

Vulpes Jarr · March 19, 2014, 07:30:08 AM

Wouldn't life be easier if somehow everything we hate gets ran over by a pickup truck???

Drakus · March 20, 2014, 01:05:31 AM

What if we hate pickup trucks

Vulpes Jarr · March 20, 2014, 07:27:29 AM

No, we don't. We loves pickup trucks, don't we precious.

iman361 · March 20, 2014, 07:10:13 PM

lol :P

Camaclue · March 20, 2014, 09:10:45 PM

all dose people

lol lol lol lol lol

all doise seefods

Briar · April 01, 2014, 10:57:35 PM

Ducks are pompous people who are in the back pocket of Phil Knight. They are able to shell out the money to get players and play a spread offense, which is very, very high school.

Run them all over with an army of trucks.