My plans have finally succeeded...

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Ever since 2008 I fought battle after never ending battle for utter control of the Spa Room. From there I was going to utilize my board to spread our influence throughout the forums and create a haven for the spammer to live forever in a paradise of incoherent posts. And now, in the year of 2014 and the month of march I have finally succeeded in my mission. I have complete control, 100% support and 0% opposition detected. Let the victory banners unfurl and our cities be taken by the sounds of celebration. Peace for all spamkind!

Echo.... Echo... My Spa... Forever...

[Agent Elliot]

Congratulations sir. It's been an honor.

[David Motari]

Indeed, an incredible ride. Let's go get drunk in the streets of spa.

[Camaclue]

Ungatt's an okay guy.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You're pleasant as hell! I'm glad you posted in my thread.

[Night Wolf]

Interesting.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I'm glad you agree, ghost of christmas past.

[Krowdon]

*narrows eyes at this thread*

[Camaclue]

secretly he is just making himself feel like something he isn't using his proxy accounts.
It's okay Ungatt. if you want, I could be your friendly rival for a bit if you want to exert your dominance.

[Krowdon]

No, Camaclue. Give it time.

[Camaclue]

Okay. If you want to talk about crushing your foes, Ungatt, I'm here for you.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I've crushed many foes in my time. Many foes nearly crushed me. Sometimes, I'd crush myself. I do have a crush on myself as well but that hardly has anything to do with this. There was a sea of smiles, provocateurs from Europe and an alien invasion at one point. The civil war was probably the highlight though. Those feds have a nasty way of burning threads. The old clan was ousted by their self appointed general and a goose delivered the message to the Admin-Gods in the sky. So what did they do? They made me a Demigod of Spam. Now I can bend the will of others, retroactively.

[Camaclue]

As long as you're happy, everything will be okay.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You come to my realm and then you insult me when I offer you spam!

I like you. I'd give you a promotion if all the positions weren't filled by my foul offspring.

[Camaclue]

I'm honored to know that, Mr. Trunn