School tomorrow

[Pippin]

College

[Briar]

And with this knowledge expect a visit from some guy dressed as a wildcat with black claws. I will literally track down every student in University of Pittsburgh and anyone within a 2 hour radius of the college and visit them asking if they are Durza or Raggon respectively.

*like*

You should just go to the school commons dressed like that with a large sign that states "REDWALL 4 EVAH." But you must spell it like that. And maybe figure out some kind of song to go along with it....

[Krowdon]

Should he advertise RWL?

[Pippin]

Redwall 4 Evah, I'll be alone 5 Evah, I have 6 toes

[Briar]

Sounds like a painful accident. What happened to 4 of them?

[Pippin]

Don't ask. Ok, it was the midgets of helms deep

[Briar]

This explains a lot.

[Pippin]

They are small bald and ugly with toe fetishes and they live in helms deep and don't like it when I point out that they are intact, small bald and ugly

[Briar]

Would they prefer to be dismembered?

[Pippin]

I laughed because I have the typing ability of a dismembered small bald ugly midget

[Briar]

I hoped you'd catch that.

[Pippin]

iPads rvkool

[Briar]

Make lovely door mats.

[Dark Claws]

This has taken a sharp deviation from its original topic.

[Durza]

Welcome to Spa