Farting contest

Started by Bluemoon_The_Wolf, May 01, 2003, 08:34:50 AM

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Pikepaw

 OOOWWWWWWWOOHHHH.  My nose has come off, my left arm is dead and also a leg and a half of a leg have been blasted off in the explosion.  I need help, Bob!


YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Never muck with me because I'm a Canadian mercenary
Pikepaw has returned! He has become more evil! But I am back, to rule all and destroy the Earth!
If you knock me down, I'll get back up and knock you down, then I'll chase you with my torch and pitchfork and big club thingy.
In the words of the wise barbeast: "Yer true friends stick up fer ya! Yer best pals pay fer ya!" After this, the barbeast fell over drunk, after his last words of wisedom.

Dixie Ros?

 *Bus pulls in*

Dixie gets out.

"Wooo...Loooookkk at the DAMAGE done by FARTs.
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 "I love you, Retto! And I don't even have a plushie fixation! Aren't you relieved?"
 "Sarah! That was so uncalled for! *grumbles in a threating way*"
"*huggles a Retto plushie secretively*"

Scarwake

 *Bob rushes towards all those who said they were dead by confirming this by saying, "no"*

Have no fear, I BOB am HERE!! *grabs them and tosses them on the bus Dixie brought around*  There ya go dead people!
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Dixie Ros?

 *pees her pants and attempts to waft smell with rosewood staff*
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 "I love you, Retto! And I don't even have a plushie fixation! Aren't you relieved?"
 "Sarah! That was so uncalled for! *grumbles in a threating way*"
"*huggles a Retto plushie secretively*"

Kenny Boy

 *screams from being trapped in a room* HELP BOB!!!!


I THREW UP AND MY HEART CAME OUT COME QUICKLY!!!!!!

*holds up heart*
Hi! I'm Ken and I am cooler than you!
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Turbo

K Money (#25)

highest rank:3
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Hello everyone, I have given up on regular and now I only play turbo.
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Scarwake

 *Bob grabs him by the leg not wanting to touch anything he might've 'spit up'.*

EWWWW....

*He then looks at Dixie who made a mess of herself*

EWWWW....Don't you people ever grow out of that stage?
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Dixie Ros?

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 "I love you, Retto! And I don't even have a plushie fixation! Aren't you relieved?"
 "Sarah! That was so uncalled for! *grumbles in a threating way*"
"*huggles a Retto plushie secretively*"

Kenny Boy

 HELP I NEED SUGERY!!!!

BOB STOP LOOKING AT DIXIE WETTING HERSELF AND HELP ME!!!!
Hi! I'm Ken and I am cooler than you!
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Turbo

K Money (#25)

highest rank:3
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Hello everyone, I have given up on regular and now I only play turbo.
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Dixie Ros?

 *Gets back on bus and changes her pants, then slaps the guy who was looking at her, and bonks him with her staff.*

Opps

"Notes she put the same  pants on*

Eww...
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 "I love you, Retto! And I don't even have a plushie fixation! Aren't you relieved?"
 "Sarah! That was so uncalled for! *grumbles in a threating way*"
"*huggles a Retto plushie secretively*"

Almkman

 Ok we need to close this topic or stop doing what you're doing.
Oh come let's sing Ohio's praise
     And songs to Alma Mater raise
  While our hearts rebounding thrill
With joy which death alone can still
   Summer's heat or winter's cold
The seasons pass the years will roll
  Time and change will surely show
   How firm thy friendship ... OHIO!

Dixie Ros?

 Aww okay....  *Passes out*
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 "I love you, Retto! And I don't even have a plushie fixation! Aren't you relieved?"
 "Sarah! That was so uncalled for! *grumbles in a threating way*"
"*huggles a Retto plushie secretively*"

Scarwake

 *Makes almkaman die by tossing the other dude who got sick on him*

There we're all better now!!!  *runs off never to be seen in this facinity ever again*
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Almkman

 I'm not in this.I just posted because it was getting to weird.
Oh come let's sing Ohio's praise
     And songs to Alma Mater raise
  While our hearts rebounding thrill
With joy which death alone can still
   Summer's heat or winter's cold
The seasons pass the years will roll
  Time and change will surely show
   How firm thy friendship ... OHIO!

Dixie Ros?

 Okay then get out.
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 "I love you, Retto! And I don't even have a plushie fixation! Aren't you relieved?"
 "Sarah! That was so uncalled for! *grumbles in a threating way*"
"*huggles a Retto plushie secretively*"

Almkman

 Naw.*takes up his bow and shoots Scarwake in the butt and drags him back by a rope connected to the arrow*
Oh come let's sing Ohio's praise
     And songs to Alma Mater raise
  While our hearts rebounding thrill
With joy which death alone can still
   Summer's heat or winter's cold
The seasons pass the years will roll
  Time and change will surely show
   How firm thy friendship ... OHIO!