Turbo Awards

[Sevz]

We used to be buddies, not sure what I did to make you turn against me. Last year or two you've been a rude fool. It doesn't bother me what you say until you bring my name up or direct your negativity my way. (Like many immortal threads where I won then you and sharpy degrade my efforts)

So this round I've located your warlord. You can try to survive but resistance is futile and you know this. I gave you a few pointers 2 rounds back when you thought I didn't know who you were. If you know what's good for you then you'd probably avoid locking horns with me in future. I'm no slouch and I lost count on how many times i've won redwall but I've definitely won more rounds than any other player in the history of redwall.

So if I say I wasn't bothered and I finish with 50million networth there's a massive chance I wasn't bothered.
Congrats on the win, act like a champion I'll treat you like a champion. Act like a goose I treat you like a goose.

Godspeed

[Firetooth]

Meh, I'm probably not clanning this round. I've beaten you in turbo and reg already, I don't need to fight again.

[Gen. Volkov]

So this round I've located your warlord. You can try to survive but resistance is futile and you know this. I gave you a few pointers 2 rounds back when you thought I didn't know who you were. If you know what's good for you then you'd probably avoid locking horns with me in future. I'm no slouch and I lost count on how many times i've won redwall but I've definitely won more rounds than any other player in the history of redwall.

No, I'm pretty sure that's Holby. He used to win like every turbo round, long before you came to RWL.

[Sevz]

Meh, I'm probably not clanning this round. I've beaten you in turbo and reg already, I don't need to fight again.

You? beat Me? in turbo?
When was this? Cos pretty sure in a 1 on 1 i'm unbeatable. Ask Shadow.
Or do you mean your team beat my team? World of difference.

No, I'm pretty sure that's Holby. He used to win like every turbo round, long before you came to RWL.

Hobly hides from me in fear of being destroyed. COME OUT AND PLAY HOBLER. 1 on 1 title shot you keen?

[Ruddertail]

Hey guys, remember when we discussed turbo rounds without screaming and mocking each other? . . . yeah, neither do I.

[Firetooth]

Hey guys, remember when we discussed turbo rounds without screaming and mocking each other? . . . yeah, neither do I.

Now where is the fun in that?

[Sevz]

I'M NOT SCREAMING MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

[Ruddertail]

I'M NOT SCREAMING MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

Lol Sevzs.

Hey guys, remember when we discussed turbo rounds without screaming and mocking each other? . . . yeah, neither do I.

Now where is the fun in that?

I dunno, maybe try it some time?

[taekwondokid42]

I'M NOT SCREAMING MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

When you read my posts imagine them being narrated by Morgan Freemans voice.

Some interesting things were going on in my head as it attempted to complete this task.