Good Jokes

[Pippin]

hahahahahaha u gawt tald of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Krowdon]

hahahahahaha u gawt tald of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha doesn't happen much.

[Pippin]

hahahahaha thats why it so funE

[Sharptooh]

[Drakus]

I hereby ban all bad puns. People who violate it will be severely PUNished.

[Raggon]

If I was a DJ, I'd call myself Enzyme, cuz I'd be breakin' it down.

[Drakus]

Wanna hear a joke? Holby.

(No offense)

[Holby]

Wanna hear a joke? Holby.

(No offense)

Adding "No offense" to something doesn't make it any less offensive.

But if you think it will help your chances of getting off probation, carry on.

Holby, modding

[Krowdon]

If anyone is into physics...

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

[Drakus]

Wanna hear a joke? Holby.

(No offense)

Adding "No offense" to something doesn't make it any less offensive.



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But if you think it will help your chances of getting off probation, carry on.

Holby, modding

[Sharptooh]

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on.

[Drakus]

How do you get a warlord on a bus? Put him into a pokeball first.

[Dark Claws]

Here's a few intellectual jokes:
A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer stay in a hotel.
The engineer is awakened by a smell and gets up to check it. He finds a fire in the hallway, sees a nearby fire extinguisher and after extinguishing it, goes back to bed.
Later that night, the physicist gets up, again because of the smell of fire. He quickly gets up and sees the fire in the hallway. After calculating air pressure, flame temperature and humidity as well as distance to the fire and projected trajectory, he extinguishes the fire with the least amount of fluid.
At last, the mathematician awakes, only again to find a fire in the hallway. He instantly sees the extinguisher and thinks, "A solution exists!", and heads back into his room.

"is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".

A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

[Drakus]

^Best jokes ever

"Wanna come to my solipsism convention?"

[Firetooth]

This guy has a great joke.