I almost feel bad...

[Krowdon]

No but if spa posts count, I'd be closer than you.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

And if I had wheels and were a wagon then you'd rock me mamma.

[Krowdon]

And if I had wheels and were a wagon then you'd rock me mamma.

I don't have anywhere to keep a wagon.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Keep it in the darn garage which you may or may not have.

[Krowdon]

Keep it in the [darn] garage which you may or may not have.

There are cars in that garage.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Then drive them off a cliff which may or may not be near.

[Krowdon]

No cliffs. I would have thrown myself off by now if there were.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Well, it'd be a dramatic way to die I suppose.

[Krowdon]

I'd have dressed up fancy. Like I was going to a ball.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Then you'd get blood and spinal fluid all over your good clothes. Bad form.

[Krowdon]

But I wouldn't need them anymore, would I?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You might. Hell who knows?

I'd just go to a bar and punch the biggest meanest guy there. I either die or become a legend. Or both.

[Krowdon]

What if he isn't the meanest guy there.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Then he doesn't fit the criteria to be punched in the first place, does he?

[Kilkenne]

But the only way you'd know is if he's the biggest guy, you can't tell if he's the meanest. I can pick up what crowdnoise is puttin' down.