If you could...

[Gen. Volkov]

I am Volkov, they like to make jokes because I am the oldest active member of the forum, I will be 29 on May 5th. Also, I would say I hate you guys, but everyone saying they want to be me makes me feel like a superhero.

I'd be a natural philosopher in the late 1700s, early 1800s, when we really started investigating our world.

Prediction: Kilk, Holby, Lucy, or Shadow will now say "Weren't you alive in the 1800s?", or other related "Volkov is old" joke.

[Holby]

Alternatively,

I would be a senile General Volkov.

[Kilkenne]

I am Volkov, they like to make jokes because I am the oldest active member of the forum, I will be 29 on May 5th. Also, I would say I hate you guys, but everyone saying they want to be me makes me feel like a superhero.

I'd be a natural philosopher in the late 1700s, early 1800s, when we really started investigating our world.

Prediction: Kilk, Holby, Lucy, or Shadow will now say "Weren't you alive in the 1800s?", or other related "Volkov is old" joke.

this is what that would look like; I have fulfilled your wish

[Shores of Tripoli]

Yea sorry Volkov. I know you, it's just been awhile.

[Drakus]

I would be the dictator of the United States.

[Typhon]

Being a jedi knight would be pretty cool.