Volkov cheer up

Firetooth · May 02, 2013, 09:42:02 AM

Hey Volkov, what do you want for your birthday? For us kids to get off your lawn?

Camaclue · May 02, 2013, 01:22:12 PM

But it's so NICE and SOFT and GREEEEEEEEEN!

Gen. Volkov · May 02, 2013, 03:01:23 PM

QuoteNice ~~Shadow~~, Volkov nice

Fixed it for you. The original post was, in fact, meant to be ironic.

Firetooth, I want you kids to get off my lawn every day. My birthday should be special. I want a "Volkov you aren't really that old" thread.

Camaclue · May 02, 2013, 06:13:02 PM

Volkov, you're 5 thousand years old, get out of your mom's house, you moocher.

Gen. Volkov · May 03, 2013, 06:49:41 AM

??? I don't live at home.

Camaclue · May 03, 2013, 07:45:38 AM

Then get a home, ya hobo
also hobos have a 70% chance of spontaneous explosion.

Gen. Volkov · May 03, 2013, 11:49:29 AM

Shut up. Now.

Camaclue · May 03, 2013, 05:38:28 PM

YES SIR
Also hobos are immune to microwave radiation.

Ungatt Trunn II · May 05, 2013, 09:30:56 PM

Who pinned this? Profligate.

Camaclue · May 05, 2013, 10:54:38 PM

...you? or maybe Shads

Kilkenne · May 06, 2013, 09:47:57 AM

I'd do it again, too. Can't hold me down.

Camaclue · May 06, 2013, 05:42:03 PM

DON'T STOP NE NOOOOOOW

Wyanor · May 10, 2013, 11:25:45 AM

This is a dumb topic. You can't cheer grumpy pants up. I've determined anyway.

Camaclue · May 10, 2013, 06:00:23 PM

HE IS HAPPY NOW

Pippin · September 07, 2013, 06:12:15 PM

Happy is he now, or is he crying because his feet hurt