I CANT STOP DRINKING

[Wolf Snare]

You obviously dont know what you are talking about if you think that sauza tequila tastes like patron. same goes for alberta premium rye or golden wedding (cheapest whisky you can buy in canada) or for the yankees, heaven hill whisky, compared to something higher end like white owl whisky. there is absolutely no comparison. I usually sip on patron out of the bottle, whereas something low end like sauza will burn the duck out of your throat and you wont be able to breathe for a minute. If you idiots actually tried high end alcohol and didnt just assume poo you would realize this. Also, though you are right about 80 proof getting you equally as drunk across the board, what you are failing to realize is that different alcohols give you different buzzes. im sure you all know that vodka gets you very buzzing and usually results in spinning, while whisky generally gives neanderthals like kilk a surge of aggression. rum just makes you dumb. though I dont mind drinking a bottle the kraaken once in a while -- mind you I rarely remember anything the next day due to its potency (43 - 46%, cant remember exactly).....but basically, patron is make from agave pineapples and gives you a hell of a warming glow sensation almost instantly, and I usually end up wayy more duck up than if I just stuck to wisers for the night. perhaps the body becomes accustom to certain types of liquor, but im pretty sure that patron just duck you up more lol makes me numb anyways. shadow, perhaps you should get some life experience you pedantic explitive deleted. Kilk, i dont even think that girls exist on this forum, but nonetheless, you guys all need some babes irl.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

RUM AND COKE BABY.

The only cocktail I have ever successfully made.

[Wolf Snare]

captain morgans spiced? mm

I drink white freezies at the bar like a valleygirl

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Just some cheapo rum. Heaven Hill I think? Distilled in Bardstown, KY!

Yes Heaven Hill I just looked it up. Literally the cheapest rum available.

[Wolf Snare]

that stuff is absolutely terrible. it made a friend of mine swell up her feet were massive. its funny cuz i guess its made in canada but its not up to our standards to drink so we ship it to the states lol. someone I know gets crates of it and brings it back but it is disgusting

[windhound]

This is an exceptionally odd thread.
I have nothing to contribute as I don't drink alcohol (no real reason to, and its generally expensive).

Also, no HTML embedding for general members because its the worst thing you could ever do on a public forum.  Think iframes with links to malware, redirects, or just unclosed tags that break threads (I've done this).
There's probably a SMF plugin that enables video embeds for members (I kinda thought we had one?  Maybe pre-upgrade), but Ungatt said I couldn't.

[Pippin]

ark at ungatt drinking his dinner through a straw

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No windy. You can do it now. I was trying to make Shadow learn a valuable lesson, but he never learns.

[Wolf Snare]

Well, he stopped trying in RWL, I think he learned on that front. #firstplaceisboring

[Camaclue]

tl;dr: beer is alcohol, everyone go home.

[Gen. Volkov]

You obviously dont know what you are talking about if you think that sauza tequila tastes like patron. same goes for alberta premium rye or golden wedding (cheapest whisky you can buy in canada) or for the yankees, heaven hill whisky, compared to something higher end like white owl whisky. there is absolutely no comparison. I usually sip on patron out of the bottle, whereas something low end like sauza will burn the [wash my mouth out!!!] out of your throat and you wont be able to breathe for a minute. If you idiots actually tried high end alcohol and didnt just assume [poop] you would realize this. Also, though you are right about 80 proof getting you equally as drunk across the board, what you are failing to realize is that different alcohols give you different buzzes. im sure you all know that vodka gets you very buzzing and usually results in spinning, while whisky generally gives neanderthals like kilk a surge of aggression. rum just makes you dumb. though I dont mind drinking a bottle the kraaken once in a while -- mind you I rarely remember anything the next day due to its potency (43 - 46%, cant remember exactly).....but basically, patron is make from agave pineapples and gives you a hell of a warming glow sensation almost instantly, and I usually end up wayy more [wash my mouth out!!!] up than if I just stuck to wisers for the night. perhaps the body becomes accustom to certain types of liquor, but im pretty sure that patron just [wash my mouth out!!!] you up more lol makes me numb anyways. shadow, perhaps you should get some life experience you pedantic explitive deleted. Kilk, i dont even think that girls exist on this forum, but nonetheless, you guys all need some babes irl.

If I could decipher what exactly your point is and who exactly you are talking too here in this mass of poor-punctuated, poorly-capitalized, mostly run-on sentences, I might have a response...

[Wolf Snare]

bottom line -- I dont work at walmart and can afford high end poo. diick.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Must make you feel better about yourself.

[Wolf Snare]

I am already a narcissistic sociopath with a superiority complex, didn't you pick up on that? And as previously stressed, it tastes better. Some people are just soooo stoopid

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Look bro, let me level with you. I guess life's pretty hard for the betas like you that can't even get girlfriends. But that's no reason to go out and try to convince everyone that you're something you're not. We can all tell that your unprovoked aggression and complete inability to be coherent whatsoever stem from self-esteem issues. But why let it bro? I know exactly how you feel, I know because I help people like you all the time. Do you even lift? It can really help you improve yourself and gives you a hobby besides being a complete underachiever all the time.

You know that little feeling you get when you lie about your RL achievements to people? Imagine feeling that all the time. You can. All you need to do is get on my level. Take small steps at first, maybe get a job and talk about moving out of mom's house. But don't move too fast! First you need to work on that attitude because right now all I see is a little man holding back tears and it's okay, we're here for you all the time. You just need to make that effort and before long you will actually be a pretty cool guy. After some lifting you will look pretty ripped like me and the girls will flock to you.

Don't ever settle for last place. Because last place is where you started and that's no way to be a winner!