FEDERAL BULLETIN NO.1

[Muse]

FROM THE DESK OF MUSE, MINISTER OF FEEDING BLATANT LIES TO THE MINDLESS MASSES
Fellow Citizens of the Federation,
A New Era had begun in the Spa. Our Fearless Leader and Protector of Spam Ungatt Trunn II has toppled the Old Regime and been restored to his Rightful Place at our head as Absolute Dictator of Spa.

BUT ALL IS NOT WELL!


Ungatt Trunn is THREATENED by BARBARIC followers of THE OLD REGIME. They once took the name of SPAMMUNISTS, and it is thanks to the SWIFT  and MERCILESS action of our leader that they were BANISHED FROM THE TIME STREAM.

But our top chronographers have noticed a steady leaking of Spammunist ideas such as EQUALITY and JUSTICE into our dimension. REST ASSURED that the Trunn administration is HARD AT WORK combating this threat. Time will tell if the crisis will escalate. Until then,
HAIL SATAN

[stormsight]

not enough pictures

[Krowdon]

This isn't in MLA format.

[Muse]

Citizen Stormsight: Baseless criticism of Federal Documents
Solution: Stern letter sent to mother. Spankings and time-outs expected.

[stormsight]

i am commandant of marines
so good luck with that one i guess

[Muse]

Note to self: Make sure that there are some Spa citizens that are not promoted. Need someone to mildly threaten.
Have you ever heard that the pen is mightier than the sword?

[Camaclue]

especially if the pen is secretly a gun.

[Durza]

Have you ever heard that the pen is mightier than the sword?

only applies when trying to rile up masses, of which the masses in spa are rather low by comarison