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Wordsarecool

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!



MANY LONG WEEKS HAVE PASSED SINCE WE WERE LAST ACQUAINTED! INDEED, IT HAS BEEN AGES SINCE YOUR EARS WERE GRACED WITH MY AMAZING VOICE, AND YOUR EYES WITH THE POETIC PARAGRAPHS OF TRUTH AND LOVE THAT FLOW FROM MY KEYBOARD. AND TYPOS. YES, THOSE TOO!

Nevertheless, I have returned! The glorious quebeccouis frenchie quasi-socialist people's democratic republic of spammania shall rise again!


FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS! GLORIOUS EXPANSION OF SPAMMANIA


Our brave German Spammanian troops shall encroach upon the other decadent and despotic Spa cliques! Even now, our brave compatriots are riding into battle on their trusty segways, blasting enemies of the revolution away with their kalishinovs and spam missiles! We're leaving the Czechs alone though, they're cool.



WILL YOU ANSWER THE CALL OF THE MOTHERLAND?
WILL YOU STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR THE GLORIOUS FIRST REPUBLIC OF SPAMMANIA?
TUNE IN TO THE NEXT EPISODE OF SPA: THE NEXT GENERATION FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


Durza

is declaration of war against federation???
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Life is chaos, some of it is just more orderly.
Not liable for anything a Spa mod may change in my posts

Ungatt Trunn II

Well, it's a map of Europe and UMD is the Europe of these forums.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Wordsarecool

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on February 04, 2013, 03:45:57 PM
Well, it's a map of Europe and UMD is the Europe of these forums.

Ze map is irrelevant!!!

We will destroy your barbarious etente and smother you with stinky cheese and dry wine!!!


Ungatt Trunn II

DIE HIPPIE DIE

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Wordsarecool

#6
Leaders of the Spammanian Republic met today with president-emperor Degaulle to formally declare a state of war between the Spammanian republic and the despotic, totalitarian United Spa Federation.

"Spa will never be free while under USF control, and it's activity rate will continue to decline. The only solution is the reintroduction of spammunism into the Spa." - Random bystander



It is uknown when militairy actions will commence between either side, though the Spammanian defence ministry has pledged to wage a campaign of assymetrical warfare.


Wordsarecool

ONWARDS, SEGWAY COMRADES
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Camaclue

you keep missing
I keep laughing
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

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Camaclue


I am intimidated by your lack of balls, Words
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

stormsight

i thot that read brocasting from spamania and i was like
brocasting
yes
i am listening to this podcast FOREVER
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Camaclue

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Durza

And thus war erupts and what will become of spa...
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Life is chaos, some of it is just more orderly.
Not liable for anything a Spa mod may change in my posts

Ungatt Trunn II

DIE HIPPIE DIE