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Wordsarecool · February 04, 2013, 12:16:58 PM

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!

MANY LONG WEEKS HAVE PASSED SINCE WE WERE LAST ACQUAINTED! INDEED, IT HAS BEEN AGES SINCE YOUR EARS WERE GRACED WITH MY AMAZING VOICE, AND YOUR EYES WITH THE POETIC PARAGRAPHS OF TRUTH AND LOVE THAT FLOW FROM MY KEYBOARD. AND TYPOS. YES, THOSE TOO!

Nevertheless, I have returned! The glorious ~~quebeccouis~~ ~~frenchie~~ ~~quasi-socialist~~ people's democratic republic of spammania shall rise again!

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS! GLORIOUS EXPANSION OF SPAMMANIA

Our brave ~~German~~ Spammanian troops shall encroach upon the other decadent and despotic Spa cliques! Even now, our brave compatriots are riding into battle on their trusty segways, blasting enemies of the revolution away with their kalishinovs and spam missiles! We're leaving the Czechs alone though, they're cool.

WILL YOU ANSWER THE CALL OF THE MOTHERLAND?
WILL YOU STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR THE GLORIOUS FIRST REPUBLIC OF SPAMMANIA?
TUNE IN TO THE NEXT EPISODE OF SPA: THE NEXT GENERATION FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Durza · February 04, 2013, 03:41:38 PM

is declaration of war against federation???

Ungatt Trunn II · February 04, 2013, 03:45:57 PM

Well, it's a map of Europe and UMD is the Europe of these forums.

Wordsarecool · February 04, 2013, 04:04:30 PM

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on February 04, 2013, 03:45:57 PM
Well, it's a map of Europe and UMD is the Europe of these forums.

Ze map is irrelevant!!!

We will destroy your barbarious etente and smother you with stinky cheese and dry wine!!!

Ungatt Trunn II · February 04, 2013, 04:09:16 PM

Baby, hush.

Wordsarecool · February 04, 2013, 04:49:29 PM

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on February 04, 2013, 04:09:16 PM
Baby, hush.

Never!

Wordsarecool · February 04, 2013, 04:58:39 PM

Leaders of the Spammanian Republic met today with president-emperor Degaulle to formally declare a state of war between the Spammanian republic and the despotic, totalitarian United Spa Federation.

"Spa will never be free while under USF control, and it's activity rate will continue to decline. The only solution is the reintroduction of spammunism into the Spa." - Random bystander

It is uknown when militairy actions will commence between either side, though the Spammanian defence ministry has pledged to wage a campaign of assymetrical warfare.