A very serious bug everyone

[calria]

 I am frightened.

*hides from her neighbor's new "pet" ferret*

[Bluemoon_The_Wolf]

 What- Nevermind.

 I was bitten by a ferret on holiday. I think they're trying to take over the world...
That was my squirrel! I was wondering where it had got to...

[Dead Eye]

 Ha! Old Gnoff stole the cheeseburgers today. And on the announcments 20 minutes later, they reported that they had found a dead mouse in the lunch room covered in cheese. Poor Gnoff.

*puts a flower on his grave*

[Trident]

 That's how Gonff died...too much cheese.  CHEESE is no longer to be celebrated, Ashyra!  Fuzzy Green Cheese for Prez would only kill us!

BTW, I found a dead lizard outside again.  

[Brock]

I was bitten by a ferret on holiday. I think they're trying to take over the world...
That was my squirrel! I was wondering where it had got to...

The ferrets aren't trying to take over the world,  the cheese is.  The cheese already killed Gonff.  Ferrets are just mercenaries who were told that they would have fame and fortune.  I want a ferret.

[CoolClaw]

 No don't beileive these people!! Cheese is good.  Gonoff died of too much meat products like pepporoni and hamburgers.  FeAR the MEAT!

 And mushrooms, Coolclaw. Don't forget the mushrooms... Though they aren't meat, they are still evil, and have been fighting against the cheese since the dawn of time...
FUZZY GREEN CHEESE FOR PRESIDENT!!! Yay.