Rats

wolf bite · April 29, 2003, 06:55:05 AM

Last week I heard a noise under my desk, but I could not find anything. I put out a trap and caught a big rat. I think they are getting out of the game. Can you fix this problem?

Wolf Bite

Holby · April 29, 2003, 06:59:18 AM

That's a serious problem. We have to look into it.
Why, just the other day, there was a large rat looking thing on a tree near me. I think it was trying to view my stats. I told it to go away, though, because I had a better leader ratio, and it didn't have a chance.
I'm still not sure whether it understood me, but it may have been the same rat as Wolf Bite found, but transported to Australia by a skiff!

General Austin · April 29, 2003, 07:13:21 AM

You know, just the other day a big COCKROACH came and tried to kill me. Think it was an assasin for the reset? It could've been a future troop type...

wolf bite · April 29, 2003, 07:16:18 AM

Naw, that was Beatles trying to get around his ban.

Wolf Bite

Dead Eye · April 29, 2003, 03:04:19 PM

My mice all died last week. Vermain don't like mice. And the squirrels stopped coming around.

wolf bite · April 30, 2003, 02:02:14 PM

I am not kidding, this beady-eyed monster with a major overbite problem was so big and fat, cats would run and hide from it.

I am still looking around my desk for it's little helmet and sword.

I need help with this. Could you just think if I got attacked with a million of them.

I think Ereptor is in on it.

For now I am leaveing a duct taped box over my computer at night.

Wolf Bite

Trident · April 30, 2003, 05:44:37 PM

How strange...my cat caught a lizard yesterday, not to mention chased a rat out of the yard. What a conspiriacy (SP???)! :rolleyes:

calria · May 01, 2003, 09:27:59 AM

My neighbor has a pet ferret now...
Is it perhaps an enemy soldier in disguise?
*hides*

THEY'RE TAKING OVERRRRRR!!!!

Dead Eye · May 01, 2003, 03:14:35 PM

My brother claims that the dogs next door ran away, and were saw being chased by rats. Maybe the wildcats didn't like the dogs.

Peace Alliance · May 01, 2003, 08:23:43 PM

i have a confession :'( secretly i have been breading an army of millions of rats to attack you guys... i think i've been taking the game a little to seriously :'( although, i have to say. a lot of them have been disapearing. and at the same time i will mysteriously get aid from "your household".... maybre its a two way portal? all i know, is soon i willl have enough rats to take on the world! the worlds 500 billion Vs. my 250 billion!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

Veranor · May 03, 2003, 11:20:58 AM

THE WORLD HAS GUARD TOWERS! YOU'LL NEVER BREAK THE WORLD!

May 03, 2003, 01:13:38 PM

So THAT'S why I haven't been able to take over the world...
It has the highest networth ever, and it doesn't send aid...

Veranor · May 03, 2003, 05:03:01 PM

It's allies with no one too! In fact it fights amongst itself!

Pikepaw · May 07, 2003, 05:20:02 PM

What are you talking about? :blink:

Brock · May 07, 2003, 07:00:59 PM

Just go along with it Pikepaw.

I think the world is allied with Jupiter...