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stormsight

January 01, 2013, 04:07:51 PM
im bored and tired and have pneumonia
someone come entertain me
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Ungatt Trunn II

#1
January 01, 2013, 04:09:02 PM
How are you entertained?
DIE HIPPIE DIE

stormsight

#2
January 01, 2013, 04:10:53 PM
mostly by nightclubs
unf i am too poor for those this week
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Ungatt Trunn II

#3
January 01, 2013, 04:14:50 PM
How the hell am I supposed to entertain you?

I know. How about a story.

There was once an ape who liked to act like he was Bigfoot. So he want to Oregon to pick up some cigarettes when suddenly he was attacked by a wild pack of hipsters. Not being savvy to their pretentious dialect, he immediately went into a rage and slaughtered them all. The next day he was awarded 70 dollars and a bullet to the head for murder of a senator's daughter. The end.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Krowdon

#4
January 01, 2013, 04:16:55 PM
please tell another.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Ungatt Trunn II

#5
January 01, 2013, 04:22:17 PM Last Edit: January 01, 2013, 04:24:24 PM by Ungatt Trunn II
Johnny was an odd fellow. He never liked to go outside when it was raining, as he was made of sugar for some reason. So one day he concocted a device that would end world hunger. It turns out the device used the sugary essence of our hero to turn the sun into a lollipop. "BLAST!" Exclaims Johnny. "Now I shall never end world hunger, as the sun is way up there and my ladder won't reach".

A world war starts with all the countries fighting over the lollipop in the sky. This causes civilization to collapse and the resulting tribes worship the lollipop sun and Johnny as their Messiah. The end.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Krowdon

#6
January 01, 2013, 04:33:22 PM
Johnny would melt in the rain.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

stormsight

#7
January 01, 2013, 04:37:52 PM
witches melt in rain
therefore johnny is a witch
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Krowdon

#8
January 01, 2013, 04:38:35 PM
Burn the Witch!
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Ungatt Trunn II

#9
January 01, 2013, 04:40:57 PM
Johnny is great you heretics.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Krowdon

#10
January 01, 2013, 04:41:37 PM
Lollipops dont even produce heat.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Ungatt Trunn II

#11
January 01, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
The sun lollipop does, as it runs on nuclear fusion. lrn2physics.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Krowdon

#12
January 01, 2013, 04:43:58 PM
I didnt take that class. I took environmental science instead.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

stormsight

#13
January 01, 2013, 04:44:18 PM
krowdamn doesnt even physics
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Ungatt Trunn II

#14
January 01, 2013, 04:45:04 PM
Haha, lowest tier science.
DIE HIPPIE DIE
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