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stormsight

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December 24, 2012, 07:43:36 PM
idk wat camaclu is talking about this is the funniest jokes
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Camaclue

#16
December 24, 2012, 11:03:46 PM
Every time I hear KGB I think of this
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Firetooth

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December 25, 2012, 09:38:09 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on December 24, 2012, 06:42:31 PM
Tractors, KGB and beets seem to be a reaccuring theme for these stories.

One night, comrade Yuri Volkov finds a picture. It shows capitalist pig on tractor with smile on face. "What is it so happy about," thinks Yuri. It deserves to be shot for insolence toward the motherland.
But Yuri soon becomes sick. His wife is worried, and doctor says is not a virus, but happy capitalist pig tractor did this. When Yuri shows his wife picture of insolent dog, she faints and Yuri feeling better. Yuri goes to show picture to his friends, but they report brother Yuri to KGB. He is shot for spreading capitalist pig propaganda.
Motherland does not tolerate such behavior.
Quote from: Sevah on January 02, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
I'm currently in top position by a huge margin BUT I'm intentionally dropping down to the bottom.
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