My sister is having a movie party with her friends

[Krowdon]

And she said "You are welcome to come if you aren't weird"

:/

[Holby]

This reads like your sister is inviting us to her party.

[Krowdon]

Only if you aren't weird.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Well then go you freakin' weird profligate. I'm sorry I don't know very many "pg-13" insults or whatever rating we give ourselves right now.

[Holby]

pro tip: be super normal.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Be so normal it's weird. Like those people who are all normal but you know that they're secretly cannibals.

[Camaclue]

if there is popcorn, crush it and eat the crushed crumbs. All the normal people do it.

[Holby]

Be so normal it's weird. Like those people who are all normal but you know that they're secretly cannibals.

Yeah, this is definitely true.

Being too normal makes you weird.

New idea: Pretend to be slightly weird.

[Krowdon]

I sat on the sofa and ate snacks and tried my best not to sing.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Were you, as they say, "normal"?

[Krowdon]

I suppose. I barely spoke.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Ah see now you're the "quiet one". Another archetype of weird. They tend to either chalk it up to psychosis or low self-esteem. Why? BECAUSE THEY. ARE. MOROOOOONSSSHAAHFAHDHA HAHAHAH HAL. /

[Krowdon]

But I'm always quiet.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Be quiet, as you are causing harm to my e-ears.

Eears eears eeeeeeeears.

[Holby]

I sat on the sofa and ate snacks and tried my best not to sing.

Why did you have the urge to sing?