Necromancer/Necromancy themed jokes, pick up lines, etc.

[Krowdon]

I have two pick up lines but does anyone know any good jokes/pick up lines?

[Krowdon]

Guys this is really important to me.

[Muse]

Hey, you tired? Cause you've been running in my mind all day... Like that?

[Krowdon]

I would have said 'running through my mind all day'

And also that is not necromancer/necromancy related but I like it.

[stormsight]

Guys this is really important to me.

:/
wat.

[Krowdon]

I really need necromancer/necromancy themed jokes/pick up lines.

[Genevieve]

I can improve upon Muse's submission to make it better suit your brief.

Hey, you tired? 'Cause you look dead.

[Genevieve]

But still... wat.

[Krowdon]

I can improve upon Muse's submission to make it better suit your brief.

Hey, you tired? 'Cause you look dead.

That's good thank you Gen. And it's for a thing I'm doing with a friend it's complicated.

My favorite one is "Are you a necromancer? Because you certainly look like you could raise a few bones."

[Camaclue]

Hey, buddy you look dead, but maybe I could raise your spirit!
*ba-dum tch*
What do you get when you raise a dead bird? Dead air!
Why did the soul have to give Death two coins? There was a death toll!
What do you call a county full of the undead? A parish!

all these corny jokes hurt my head and make me feel bad

[Krowdon]

The first one and last one are the best. :D

I actually laughed.

[Camaclue]

yay I actually made you laugh with cornish jokes.

[Pippin]

are you dead?

[Krowdon]

 no.

[Pippin]

are you strangely addicted to yourself