Story time...again

[Muse]

In light of my recent return to the fold, I have decided to write a story starring YOU (but mostly me), for YOU (but mostly me), and about YOU (but yadda yadda). I'd like any/everyone's permission to use their characters, por favore (yes, I speak fluent Dutch.)

[Krowdon]

Whats it about? We need DETAILS.

[Raggon]

Use me! As long as I'm not killed off instantly...

[Muse]

It's mostly about my quest to rejoin spa and what horros I discover here, but it goes off on a strange tangent about my brief yet sweet love affair with a raccoon. Great stuff.
I make no promises, Raggon....Well, I do, but keeping them is something else entirely.

[Krowdon]

What was her name and why didnt you tell me about her?

[Muse]

Her? Who said anything about her?

[Raggon]

The raccoon wasn't female. Muse had a bromance with a raccoon.

[Krowdon]

Her? Who said anything about her?

The raccoon wasn't female. Muse had a bromance with a raccoon.

Oh snap.

[Muse]

I regret nothing. Nothing.

[Krowdon]

*tosses flowers*

[Raggon]

"Here comes the bride, all dressed in maroon, opens the door and lets in the raccoon"

[Muse]

haha Nah, it wasn't a commitment thing. Not good with commitments. Last three ended in failure, so I let my raccoon go pretty quickly. But it was too late. It had *sob* already taken advantage of me.

[Krowdon]

haha Nah, it wasn't a commitment thing. Not good with commitments. Last three ended in failure, so I let my raccoon go pretty quickly. But it was too late. It had *sob* already taken advantage of me.

*offers Shamwow*

[Muse]

*takes and eats shamwow* Thank you, I needed that.

[Krowdon]

It was for your tears. I was hoping you'd give it back since I drink your tears the night of the full moon.