NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS

[Ungatt Trunn II]

This mockery of a proper trial is no longer in session! All participants are ordered to appear before the firing squad with their families. POST HASTE!

How guilty do you plead? 

[Camaclue]

Innocent because I didn't want to do this.

[stormsight]

uh
about 20 percent?
to be fair I didn't actually plan to appear for the trial at all..

[Durza]

can we present them a attorney if they can not afford one them selves.

I am volunteering for this

[Ungatt Trunn II]

No. But since you volunteered, yes.

[Shadow]

How guilty do you plead? 

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

And I'm assuming that since you, Durza, are now involved in the trial, by virtue of being their attorney, you get shot too.  And your family.

[stormsight]

Um.
I want Krowdon to be my attorney and appear on my behalf.

[Krowdon]

I'm not certified for that position though...

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

And she doesn't want to get shot.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I hereby licence you as attorney at law in the state of Spa. May Ceiling Cat have mercy on your soul.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

You forgot part of the Lawyer's Blessing: "And may Basement Cat guide your steps."

[Ungatt Trunn II]

May Ceiling Cat have mercy on your future scandals and crimes against humanity you [REDACTED] worthless [REDACTED] lawyer.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

And may Longcat fix all your errors.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I'll fix your face. With my fist.