Minecraft

[Ryu]

i got a dumbphoneh

[Ian2424]

I just took a nap standing up. I was too lazy to lay down

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

You're using your computer standing up?  Get a chair.  Oh wait, you're too lazy!  Tell someone to bring you a chair.

[Ian2424]

I'm too lazy to ask somebody to get me a chair

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Hm.  Just think it.  Someone telepathic will come around eventually.

[Ian2424]

I'm too lazy to think.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

How are you writing if you are too lazy to think?  In that case, you couldn't construct words, my good sir.  I rest my case!

[Ian2424]

I'm so lazy that words pop up. I'm not actually typing any of this. A helpful ghost is. That would be me.

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

Interesting.  I now know the location of Casper, thanks to you.

[Ian2424]

I'm not Casper, I'm the Brown Lady

[Kyrolin Zenyar]

At least you're not the Black Dahlia!

[Ian2424]

Oh, her? That's my sister

[Camaclue]

SHUT. YER. GOB
NERGH! I'm supposed to be the lazy procrastinator, not you!
for that, Ian, you have been demoted and you are now worse than Flitch.

[Ian2424]

But, but..... I shall be so active that nobody except Camaclue  will be lazy!

[Camaclue]

I'll never understand you...