Bram Stokers Dracula

[Krowdon]

KITSUNE! *cuddles*

[Camaclue]

>.>
*presses a button that makes the kitsune blow up in a shower of pony toys because it was actuly a robot
Choose again. Kitsune is out and replaced with anthropomorphic creature.

[Krowdon]

I like that option. Can we make it a wolf?

[Camaclue]

nyeh, I guess.
*summons anthro wolf with fancy white and lime green clothing and revolver that shoots a cue ball*
BEHOLD! um... Furry Doc Scratch? I dunno, just strife or whatever.

[Krowdon]

*kidnaps*

[Camaclue]

NEI!
*ctrl+alt+deletes Furry Doc Scratch*
CHOOSE AGAIN

[Krowdon]

Why do you hate me?

[Camaclue]

I do not hate you, I want you to choose again until I get the proper lulz I want.
1. Anthro char
2. Taur thing (the waist down is the lower body of a "feral"
3. "Feral", even though they're sentinent.
4. Other (please specify, I'm not a mind reader)

[Krowdon]

I know what a taur is.

Feral.

[Camaclue]

>:3
*summons a green giraffe with evil polka-dot lasers on it's back*
STRIFE

[Krowdon]

WHERE IS FURRY DOC SCRATCH WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

[Camaclue]

I put him back in the Furry Homestuck part of the Multiverse.
Just before he dies and becomes Furry Lord English

[Krowdon]

Furry Lord English....

What species would he be?

[Camaclue]

no idea
*green giraffe fires a flurry of slushy at Krowdon with its evil polka dots*
GG: NEEEEEEERHERHER.

[Krowdon]

*absconds*