REDWALL PLOT GENERATOR

[Camaclue]

Dancefur, 12 year old CoD gamer

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Must you insist on being difficult?

[Camaclue]

...
sorry bro

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Very good. You shall not corrupt the purity of Spa again with memes. We do not have memes. We do not have patterns at all. WE DON'T EVEN EXIST.

[Camaclue]

*pretends that the forum doesn't exist*
should I leave for a while to improve the effect of this website not existing?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I don't think you understand. We never existed. That is how we propagate our own existence.

[Camaclue]

ah. So it's a paradox.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

While most universes must rely on cause and effect to complete the circle of events and causality, our universe relies on paradox. Or actually it doesn't, which is all part of the same idea.

Not many pay attention to these things, but I am a scholar of Spa and have a PhD in Spa Studies.

[Krowdon]

Dancefur, anti-communist gorilla.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONN
ON

[Krowdon]

Dancefur, Video game designer.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Stap.

[Krowdon]

Why?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I have outlawed this attempt at a meme, it is an unholy apparition. Origin: The internet!

[Krowdon]

But Camaclue and I are having fun with Dancefur.