Short jokes

Krowdon · August 04, 2012, 11:53:13 AM

Mutant cats!

Camaclue · August 04, 2012, 03:14:18 PM

they would have birth defects and most likely would either be sterile or die young.

Krowdon · August 04, 2012, 03:20:34 PM

That's really sad. :(

Camaclue · August 04, 2012, 03:24:32 PM

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Krowdon · August 04, 2012, 07:31:29 PM

Camaclue post more of those jokes please.

Rakefur · August 08, 2012, 08:27:04 AM

I dunno bout short, but:

BAD THINGS ABOUT BEING TALL

1. People ask if you play basketball (when you hate it).
2. People ask you how tall you are.
3. People tell you that you are tall (as if you didn't
already know).
4. Shopping for clothes (especially shoes).
5. Mirrors, I have not found a mirror that I don't have
to duck for.
6. Showers, it sucks having to duck to wash your hair.
7. Baths, but does anyone fit into those things?
8. Shop signs, they are just too low and hard.
9. Fans..... Ouch.
10. Lights, Ouch.
11. Beds, head over one end and feet over the other.
12. Sleeping bags, no way in hell you can stretch out.
13. Sit down arcade games, just don't fit.
14. Sit down rides at shows (roller coasters), just
don't fit.
15. Cinema seats, there is no room to stretch your legs.
16. You always intimidate people with your height.
17. You make people feel short around you.
18. Cars, god, it is hard to find a good car I can fit into.
19. People who say that they would like to be tall.
20. People who say: "You could see well in a crowd."
21. Having to crouch to use public phones.
22. Having to crouch to use ATMs.
23. Having to crouch in public toilets so you don't see over
the cubical.
24. Motel Beds.
25. Blankets.
26. One size fits all socks.
27. Morons who love to hear themselves talk say: "Is it
raining up there?"
28. Have to buy XX Large shirts for the sleeves, and then
deal w/ the extra material around the waist.

Krowdon · August 08, 2012, 08:33:34 AM

I pull 27 on people sometimes.

Captain Mortspear · August 08, 2012, 12:04:06 PM

A man walks into a bar and asks for a cup of water, the bartender pulls uot a shotgun an fires a blast just past the man's head the man says thank you and walks out. Why?

the man had hiccups.

Krowdon · August 08, 2012, 02:28:53 PM

Clever. I would be scared to pieces if a dude pulled a shotgun on me.

That bartender must be Ungatt.

Camaclue · August 08, 2012, 02:42:39 PM

it would be the Spa Bar

Krowdon · August 08, 2012, 02:45:43 PM

Of course.

Ungatt Trunn II · August 08, 2012, 03:48:44 PM

Quote from: Krowdon on August 08, 2012, 02:28:53 PM
Clever. I would be scared to pieces if a dude pulled a shotgun on me.

That bartender must be Ungatt.

I wouldn't miss. Their head would be all over the bar once I was done.

Captain Mortspear · August 09, 2012, 01:04:28 PM

A man is trapped in a room that was built around him, there are no windows or doors. the only things in the room are a table and a mirror. How does he get out?

the man looks into the mirror, he sees what he saw. He takes the saw and cuts the table in half, two halves make a whole, he escapes through the hole.

Camaclue · August 09, 2012, 05:29:13 PM

not a joke, that's a riddle.

Holby · August 09, 2012, 05:53:50 PM

Quote from: Rakefur on August 08, 2012, 08:27:04 AM
I dunno bout short, but:

BAD THINGS ABOUT BEING TALL

1. People ask if you play basketball (when you hate it).
2. People ask you how tall you are.
3. People tell you that you are tall (as if you didn't
already know).
4. Shopping for clothes (especially shoes).
5. Mirrors, I have not found a mirror that I don't have
to duck for.
6. Showers, it sucks having to duck to wash your hair.
7. Baths, but does anyone fit into those things?
8. Shop signs, they are just too low and hard.
9. Fans..... Ouch.
10. Lights, Ouch.
11. Beds, head over one end and feet over the other.
12. Sleeping bags, no way in hell you can stretch out.
13. Sit down arcade games, just don't fit.
14. Sit down rides at shows (roller coasters), just
don't fit.
15. Cinema seats, there is no room to stretch your legs.
16. You always intimidate people with your height.
17. You make people feel short around you.
18. Cars, god, it is hard to find a good car I can fit into.
19. People who say that they would like to be tall.
20. People who say: "You could see well in a crowd."
21. Having to crouch to use public phones.
22. Having to crouch to use ATMs.
23. Having to crouch in public toilets so you don't see over
the cubical.
24. Motel Beds.
25. Blankets.
26. One size fits all socks.
27. Morons who love to hear themselves talk say: "Is it
raining up there?"
28. Have to buy XX Large shirts for the sleeves, and then
deal w/ the extra material around the waist.

These are not jokes.