Short jokes

[Krowdon]

What are some good ones?

[Camaclue]

A man walks into a Fortune Teller's tent to get his fortune read. The Gypsy looks into her crystal ball and tells the man, "You are a father of two young boys." "Ha! That's what you think!" Says the man, "I'm the father of three boys."
"Ha!" Says the gypsy, "That's what you think!"
- A German joke

[Krowdon]

That's awesome, but I meant short as in 'Not tall'

But that's the best joke I've heard all day.

[Camaclue]

I have a book full of funnies from around the world.

[Krowdon]

Please share a few

[Camaclue]

CANADA: A man says t a friend, "My wife is on a three week diet" "Oh yeah? How much has she lost so far?" "Two Weeks."

RUSSIA: Due to the recession, to save on energy costs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.- God

UK: About a month before my grandfather died, my grandmother covered his back with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.

[Krowdon]

The second and third ones are great.

[Ryu]

short pokes

[Ashyra Nightwing]

A baby seal walks into a club

[Krowdon]

A baby seal walks into a club

pffft. Nice one.

[Durza]

two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks

[Krowdon]

Eh. That one was okay.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Irradiated cats have 18 half lives.

[Krowdon]

Science.

[Camaclue]

ACTUALLY the irradiated cat would have it's DNA shredded and the cat would either die or have mutant babies.