Officium Recuperare Troglodytam Societas

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I have no Blood God, if that's what you're asking. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[Krowdon]

Blood god?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

That's a heretical notion you got there. I mean really, BLOOD GOD? That's not something that exists. Look, there's me, Ceiling Cat, and Cthulhu. That's it! Sorry! No Blood God.

[Krowdon]

There should be. I'll make one for Spa.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

NOOO darnit! The Blood God seeks to corrupt spammers against spamkind!

I mean, if it existed that's what it'd do. Probably. Or ~in theory~.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Where did everyone go? Are you guys asleep? Hello? They're asleep. Great. Why do mortals sleep? It's so stupid. Here I am fully awake and completely alone. OH FORUMS THEY ARE THESE PLACES WHERE YOU TALK TO FRIENDS!!! Yes well guess what you moron I have no friends! I mean really, who would be friends with a hulking 15 ft. tall guy with a glowing halo wearing armor that is simply ridiculous? Well the wrong kind of people. Basically.

Right now as I type this, those profligates are prancing around dreamland. I don't have dreams anymore. My thoughts are blackened by the demon thoughts of a thousand alien races. If I sleep, we all die. I'm the one thing keeping you worthless idiots alive! How does that make you feel? Pretty insignificant I'd think.

And there's good cause for that.



All of you as a collective, you're the sun.
I'm that giant red star. Deal with it peons.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Even better.

[Krowdon]

I slept because I felt ill.

[Camaclue]

I was too busy with real life stuff
real life sucks

[Ungatt Trunn II]

What exactly sucks so much?

[Camaclue]

because I can't be on 24/7

[Firetooth]

That's some good stuff, keep saying words.

[Camaclue]

asbestos tacos have adventures in Didney Worl while running away to dancing Nazi boy band.

[Firetooth]

Not the answer I was looking for!

[Ungatt Trunn II]

You know what you signed up for when you tried to get an answer out of Camaclue. YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF!