Officium Recuperare Troglodytam Societas

[Ungatt Trunn II]

As Emperor of the Imperium, I am creating this new office which will have two stages.

Stage 1: Recover the trolls
Stage 2: Integrate trolls into the Imperium

Every spammer is a member until stage 1 is complete, then all the trolls become members and we get on with our lives.

The primary directive right now is to use any and all means to bring the trolls back into Spa. Get to work.

[Camaclue]

um...
isn't Sburb beta going down right now?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Actually, nothing is "going down" right now. You have your orders.

[Krowdon]

Doesn't that computer thing control the session? Catch a kid online and ask for the computer or something.

[Camaclue]

YES SIR EMPEROR SIR
also,

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I can't be online always.
This collaborative effort is necessary for our completion as an Imperium.

[Camaclue]

but can we invade that other forum and show them RWL first?

[Krowdon]

Okay!

I found some trolls for you.

Edit: Camelgue doesn't appreciate art.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Brutal.

but can we invade that other forum and show them RWL first?

I don't think you want me to invade a forum.

[Krowdon]

Kids too.

Edit: Camelglue doesn't appreciate Art.

[Camaclue]

oh god no you would be banned
just go to the off topic page and tell them about RWL

also, people actually LIKE that stuff?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

As much as I personally appreciate the macabre nature of these pictures, they probably aren't appropriate for these forums.

[Krowdon]

Fine. :/

Get rid of them.

[Camaclue]

Y U NO DELETE THEM YERSELF?

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I'll do it tomorrow. Probably.