Camaclue's Workshop.

Camaclue · July 06, 2012, 09:04:08 AM

So here is where I shall build and patent my everything. As i am bad at drawing on the computer with a mouse(and I don't have a scanner), I will pay anyone who makes even crude drawings of stuff cheese.

Pippin · July 06, 2012, 10:03:01 AM

i made you some cheese

Camaclue · July 06, 2012, 12:29:46 PM

NEIN
we already have a cheese paradoxifier.

Camaclue · July 06, 2012, 05:28:08 PM

PATENT PENDING:
S'mores gun: fires s'mores at mach speed, causing damage and slowing down the enemy
Trans-obliterfier: automatic rifle that fires a bullet with a microscopic black hole tip that completely destroys the atoms of the target.
Ingram P003-L1S8: fires a bullet that goes back in time and kills the target as they're being born. Then comes back to the present and kills the target before they stop existing. comes in semi-auto and 30-burst rounds.
Paria Excel-450: SIMPLE. Pull trigger, target stops existing.
PATENTED AND IN THE WORKS:
Cheese Paradoxifier: makes cheese
Sivoy interuniversal Warship: Has all the works AND a luxury suite for Wrongatt.
Manchester Quick-Fix: Fast battleship with 3/5ths of the works of a regular warship. It can also fix damaged ships.
Righteous Bison: Smashes the particles of your enemy together, completely obliterating them (my personal weapon of choice)

Ungatt Trunn II · July 06, 2012, 05:31:23 PM

I want the Trans-olbitefier and the Ingram P003-L1S8 combined into a single weapon, scaled up in size, and put on a nuclear powered armor suit made of antimatter diamonds and equipped with quantum computers.

stormsight · July 06, 2012, 05:32:27 PM

I want more than a 3-round burst.

stormsight · July 06, 2012, 05:37:16 PM

Wait.
Waiiiiit.
I want more than 3 burst rounds. Like maybe 10 burst rounds.

Ungatt Trunn II · July 06, 2012, 05:38:05 PM

Just make it fully auto. Jeez.

Camaclue · July 06, 2012, 05:50:06 PM

MOAR PATENTS:
jee
Grontu Melderifier: a wrist cannon that fires a wormhole back in time to oblierate the target's ancestor and turn them into ashes then goes back to when target was in mother and derezzes the mother and comes straight to the present to turn the target into micro thickness noodles and sends the noodles into a supernova.
Full auto Ingram P003-L1S8: exactly what it says on the label

to allow the creation of thee weapons, Ungatt must sign this paper *hands Wrongatt the paper of allowing patents*

Pippin · July 06, 2012, 05:50:58 PM

*burns paper and disables camblue*

alright that should give me enough time to break someone elses legs

Camaclue · July 06, 2012, 05:57:24 PM

you arse
*makes another paper out of thin air*
SIGNITSIGNITSIGNIT

Ungatt Trunn II · July 06, 2012, 05:59:51 PM

Oh wow who's this Wrongatt character you mentioned I never heard of them.

Camaclue · July 06, 2012, 10:45:57 PM

SORRYMISTERUNGATTSIRPLEASESIGNITBEFOREPIPPINCOMESPACK!

Ungatt Trunn II · July 06, 2012, 10:47:00 PM

Patent rejected on the grounds that it isn't excessive and overpowered enough!

Camaclue · July 06, 2012, 10:52:28 PM

Quote from: Camaclue on July 06, 2012, 05:50:06 PM
Grontu Melderifier: a wrist cannon that fires a wormhole back in time to oblierate the target's ancestor and turn them into ashes then goes back to when target was in mother and derezzes the mother and comes straight to the present to turn the target into micro thickness noodles and sends the noodles into a supernova.

this isn't OP?