Cheese wars

[Ryu]

mmm rotten cheese, yummy

[Umbra]

That's true.

Umbra strains the liquified cheese out of the volcano's remains and assembles it into a slightly lumpy but iddentifiable an delicious piece of cheese, then goes to enlist in Ungatt's army. This is obviously the last place Ungatt will look, and everyone else will get owned if they come near.

[Camaclue]

Camaclue, being the pyromaniac that he is, buys a fresh container of Parmesan cheese to put on his four cheese pizza.

[Krowdon]

Krowdon is the commander of the section of the military Umbra is in. She orders everyone to be strip searched.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

Hearing of the future strip search, ungatt joins that military

[Umbra]

Umbra tricks Ungatt into taking his place, and leaves the military quietly. On the way out he poisons Camaclue' pizza and commandeers a jet to fly away to Iran.

[Camaclue]

(wrongatt, you're the FREAKING LEADER BRO)
Camaclue enjoys his pizza with a glass of antidote and cherry soda while waiting for more updates on the intrawebs.

[stormsight]

Stormsight hears of Umbra leaving the military and stealing a jet. She commandeers a COAST GUARD AWESOMEBOAT to follow him to wherever he decided it was necessary to go.