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stormsight

Oh wait I have to do stuff?
I thought this was a ceremonial position.
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Ungatt Trunn II

#46
On average, the Prime Minister ends up doing far more than the Sky Marshal. But yeah you lead all military components and devise the plots to defeat our enemies and defend the blessed homeland.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Ungatt Trunn II

Sky Marshal, please take the following test:
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on August 05, 2009, 08:12:12 PM
UPDATED

The Spammers Republican Army Universal Aptitude Test. (SRAUAT)

(Choose the answers with the corresponding letter)


1. You enter a high priority building and discover refugees. You have a mission to complete, but your gut says save them. Do you:

A. Abort mission and save the civvies.
B. Go on with your mission.
C. Have the refugees tag along.
D. Call in HQ and tell them the current SITREP.
E. Use them for target practice.


2. Your team commander just decorated the walls with his brains. What do you do?

A. Take command.
B. Go AWOL.
C. Wait for reinforcements.
D. SCREW ORDERS, TIME FOR WAR! OOAH!
E. Who needs a commander?


3. You are sent to scout the lands. You come across an enemy convoy that is currently at rest. What do you do?

A. Radio in HQ.
B. Go around the convoy.
C. Plant mines around the encampment at night.
D. Get a sniper rifle, and have some fun.
E. Walk casually into camp, become accepted.


4. Bombs are falling all around, and you have just been conscripted to medic work. Several soldiers need your help. What do you do?

A. Go to a safe area and wait out the bombing.
B. Risk your life for your comrades.
C. Order a garrison of Anti missile troopers to get to work, so you can too.
D. AWOL.
E. Use powers to stop one bomb, and lob it back to wherever it came from.


5. What job would you prefer?

A. Commander.
B. Medic.
C. MP.
D. Grunt.
E. Spec. Ops.


6. You return home, only to be confronted by some ungrateful hippies. What course of action do you take?

A. Punch them, hard.
B. Ignore them.
C. Try to educate them about the truths of war.
D. GO INSANE WITH A BAT!!!
E. Ask for some contraband.


7. Nerve gas! WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. Grab the nearest NBC mask and wait.
B. Gather who you can and take them to a safe area.
C. Nerve gas is weak.
D. Panic.
E. Stuff the source of the nerve gas into a small wild animal.

8. Somehow, you get taken prisoner. They are interrogating you. They may start torture soon...

A. Tell the what they ask.
B. Spit in their commie faces.
C. Try to escape.
D. Lie.
E. Play Marriage of Figaro music.


9. Male or Female?

A. Male.
B. Female.
C. Alien.
D. Other.
E. All of the above.


10. How effective is this test?

A. Good.
B. Okay.
C. Needs work.
D. Awful.
E. I didn't realize I was taking a test lol.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

stormsight

I am suspicious of this test.

1. You enter a high priority building and discover refugees. You have a mission to complete, but your gut says save them. Do you:
D. Call in HQ and tell them the current SITREP.

2. Your team commander just decorated the walls with his brains. What do you do?
E. Who needs a commander?

3. You are sent to scout the lands. You come across an enemy convoy that is currently at rest. What do you do?
D. Get a sniper rifle, and have some fun.

4. Bombs are falling all around, and you have just been conscripted to medic work. Several soldiers need your help. What do you do?
C. Order a garrison of Anti missile troopers to get to work, so you can too.

5. What job would you prefer?
C. MP. (because I don't do this job anyway)

6. You return home, only to be confronted by some ungrateful hippies. What course of action do you take?
B. Ignore them.

7. Nerve gas! WHAT DO YOU DO?
A. Grab the nearest NBC CBR mask and wait.

8. Somehow, you get taken prisoner. They are interrogating you. They may start torture soon...
D. Lie.

9. Male or Female?
D. Other: blue.

10. How effective is this test?
[question is stupid and irrelevant. lol.]
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Ungatt Trunn II

Why would you be suspicious of this test?
DIE HIPPIE DIE

stormsight

It seems like a test written by a Call of Duty nerd kid.
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Camaclue

I'm suspicious of it too because it seems that all the a/b/c/d/e only answers are for certain kinds of people
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Ungatt Trunn II

 >:(
It was written by me and I am none of those things you listed! Granted it was written 3 years ago or something. That was my theme back then, extreme militarist and anti-communist. None of those things have anything to do with your "Call of Duty" but rather with the highly expendable army of RSL.

Quote from: Camaclue on June 24, 2012, 12:18:18 PM
I'm suspicious of it too because it seems that all the a/b/c/d/e only answers are for certain kinds of people

That's the point, it's an aptitude test designed to find people with the right aptitude for military roles in spa.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Camaclue

what if someone just chose random answers and they were all balanced?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

stormsight

I have all the aptitudes.
If you wish to argue we can go out back.
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Ungatt Trunn II

I outrank you! There is no argument. HA.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Durza

I submit to the Federation Council that all positons that are filled in be noted on the roster (first page of this topic) for convienence of civilians and current leadership. 

If there are no objections for any leadership postion then would Ungatt Trunn II, Supreme Commander of the Spa Federation, please take the apprpriate actions.

Durza, Senior Repreentative of the Spa Federation Council
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Life is chaos, some of it is just more orderly.
Not liable for anything a Spa mod may change in my posts

Krowdon

Ungatt, is that the test I failed?
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Ungatt Trunn II

Quote from: Durza on June 25, 2012, 09:12:09 AM
I submit to the Federation Council that all positons that are filled in be noted on the roster (first page of this topic) for convienence of civilians and current leadership. 

If there are no objections for any leadership postion then would Ungatt Trunn II, Supreme Commander of the Spa Federation, please take the apprpriate actions.

Durza, Senior Repreentative of the Spa Federation Council

They are, aren't they? The are either either "TAKEN" or "VACANT".

Quote from: Krowdon on June 25, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
Ungatt, is that the test I failed?

Why yes it is!
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Krowdon

I'm quite proud of the fact I'm the only one whos ever failed it.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works