Click here to serve the Emperor!

Started by Ungatt Trunn II, June 08, 2012, 10:10:52 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Ungatt Trunn II

Grumble grumble

Someone insults your Emperor and you want to shame them? The only shame is the fact that they're still breathing!
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Camaclue

why don't you publicly execute him with the new weapon I made you?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Ungatt Trunn II

Because as soon as I shoot something, I won't remember what I was shooting at because it would have never existed. That eliminates any satisfaction I may get from the act.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Camaclue

...
let me go make something just for executions.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

stormsight

how about a wolf pit
that's like a little bit of both
because you know
WOLF snare
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Ungatt Trunn II

The delightful irony! If you weren't all ready the highest rank possible for your career, I'd give you a promotion...

THROW HIM TO THE WOLVES! Let the heretic feel the bite of the creature he apparently snares.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Camaclue

and then we will snare his corpse
with wolf skins
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

stormsight

I want one so I can make an awesome general cloak.
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Captain Mortspear

I'd like to apply for second-in-command for the Assassinations Department, Ungatt Trunn II , O Shaker of the Earth and He Who Makes the Stars Fall from the Sky. ( Yes that was a Lord Brocktree joke)
SEMPER FIDELIS, EULALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ungatt Trunn II

DIE HIPPIE DIE

Captain Mortspear

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on July 07, 2012, 07:39:21 PM
That's Durza's thing. Ask him.
Yessir Emperor. "turns to Durza" Sir I would like to apply for Second-in- command in your department sir.
SEMPER FIDELIS, EULALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camaclue

Lord Commander of the Segmentum Solar (military leader?)
Lord Commander Militant of the Imperial Guard (Military leader??)
Cardinal(s) of the Holy Synod of Spa (religious guys...?)
The Abbess Sanctorum of the Adepta Sororitas (female religious leader?)
Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes (Custodian?)
Chancellor of the Estate Imperium (estate chancellor guy?)
The Speaker for the Chartist Captains (I give up on the guessing. choose what sounds nice)

the available thingamabobs.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

stormsight

"Chancellor of the Estate Imperium (estate chancellor guy?)"

Gardener?
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."

Ungatt Trunn II

Lord Commander of the Segmentum Solar (military leader?)Correct
Lord Commander Militant of the Imperial Guard (Military leader??)correct
Cardinal(s) of the Holy Synod of Spa (religious guys...?)correct
The Abbess Sanctorum of the Adepta Sororitas (female religious leader?)close, religious warriors
Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes (Custodian?)No, my personal guard
Chancellor of the Estate Imperium (estate chancellor guy?) What? No. Basically a scribe.
The Speaker for the Chartist Captains (I give up on the guessing. choose what sounds nice) The representative of businesses and merchants


DIE HIPPIE DIE

stormsight

I thought the last ones were lke a navigator's guild or something.
and it hits like a brick to the back of your head. like, goodbye, five times.
one for each finger.
and you say,
"my, my, the ways i've changed since then--the ways i've changed."
and all i ever say is,
"i'm tired."